Definitely Naughty
Jesus remembered this kid from way back, when he tried to rob a bank with his dad and got off with a light sentence. It marked the last time Billy would be tried as a minor. In fact, it marked the last time Billy anything. Sorry, that's all I got.
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Continuity in my 5SF? Hell Yes.
What, no Jaywalking? I swear I saw him cross the street at a no-pedestrian-crossing area when he was fleeing the cops.
Looks like you’ve been naughty, so I am going to hand this over to my associate knife-christ here.
“Mommy, how can Jesus be in Billy’s chimney at the same time I saw him in church?”
“Ummm,...that was one of Jesus’ helpers, sweetie.’
Give us this day our daily DEAD!
I love little baby Jesus! He’s way more hardcore than that other Jesus.
Awesome!
I don’t think Jesus came down the chimney, so much as he was waiting inside the entire night.
Our Lord Jesus skimmed his blade across Billy’s tender flesh. The action woke the boy. Surprise melted into terror in his eyes as Jesus grinned, his pearly whites flashing in the light….
At the last moment, I swear I hear Jesus grunting.
“Ho Ho Holy crap. You better handle this one, Jesus.”
New holiday catchphrase.
Looks like billy’s flesh and blood are going to be served at jesus’ next supper