Destructive Relationship
Baron von Death would not accept the smallness of his dick. To him, conquering the world with impractical octo-laserbots was all the Dick one could need! Surely, no woman could refuse his non-sexual-in-nature prowess at leveling cities with the kind of technology that could only be honed by hours of reading, toiling and unmutual masturbation. Unless you count the tweezers, in which case the masturbation was definitely mutual.
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