Drama Queen
Once, while in line at a supermarket, she opened up a People magazine and flipped to the "Who Wore It Better" page. It was between a leopard, a dalmatian, and a giraffe, and they were all wearing cheetah-print Michael Kors. There were no survivors.
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Thor-axe, you’re… what’s the- heh… ‘thor axe’... Thor was a cool movie. Actually restored my faith in Natalie Portman, as I had been so scared by her in Black Swan, which of course was the intended idea, yet it had shaken me to the core. I always found it funny had Natalie went from being Padme with all that crazy hair to being Evy in V for Vendetta where it is completely shaved off. One extreme to the other kinda thing. I always felt that the film of V for Vendetta was an easier story then the graphic novel, and in doing so always felt like I was somehow betraying myself… but I digress, where was I?
Oh right, yes, poking fun at some person I will never meet who’s views and opinions differ to mine and therefore I express my opinion in order to prove him wrong… ah, the internet…
Seriously though, it’s silly to assume that no girls use the internet, and I for one enjoyed this skit.
Thor-axe, you’re… what’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh yeah, you’re a fucking moron.
Thor-axe, you’re… what’s the phrase I’m looking for? Oh yeah, you’re a fucking moron.
I, for one, love every facial expression in this film.
Again, with feeling.
5SF has only made like 2 or 3 good films in the past like 3 months…
This one is one of the worst though
I’m always confused when they make one targeted at the female mentality, mostly since it’s like once every two weeks, and everyone knows there aren’t any girl on the internet so….. wtf who are they recording these for?
I don’t get it, but goddamn she’s lovely. Just wish she would shave that beard off.
(And are apparently somewhat fruity.)
i guess…you’d get a ziger? Or a tebra? Either way, it’d be its own predator.
“Dude, gross, you’re gnawin’ through your hind leg!”
“I know, but it tastes SOOOO good!”
(In this world of zigers, antelions and goatwolves, animals can talk.)
Eat your fucking heart out , Anakin Skywalker.
...So… Her eyes are bleeding… Backwards?
Don’t tears (Even bloody tears) run down near the nose?
Ooh, very subtle merchandising!
noice
So… Kelsey’s possessed now?
Thank god for the description…
At first I didn’t get it, now… I get it… a bit more…
I guess…
Ah! I thought you were doing some sort of genetic experiment statement but it’s fashion, no wonder I didn’t get it.
Whose “Nnnnnnooooooo” is that at the end?