Early Retirement Plan

I’m making 50,000 stale cheerios a year in a styrofoam bowl. Never thought I’d be making this much money right out of college! And with the spare time it affords me, I can try hanging myself with my own socks every week!

lolFurry10.13.09 @ 12:42am

free?
FREE??
SIGN ME UP!

Brian Firenzi10.13.09 @ 1:08am

This is like those car dealership ads where they have the owner come out and read all the copy to the camera. Should just leave it to a pro, guys.

Nex10.13.09 @ 2:31am

That. Was. Brilliant.

Earthbreaker10.13.09 @ 2:48am

...he’s drooling…

Your Biological Father10.13.09 @ 7:53am

I’m sensing some hostility there, Brian! If you want to see fantastic copy reading, though, check out the last few minutes of the Venture Bros. episode, “Are you there, God? It’s me, Dean”

Arabian10.13.09 @ 9:32am

USC. I’ve been there.

moog10.13.09 @ 10:54am

So that’s where they outsource all those telephone operators. Makes sense. soviet18 (what?!)

Sammi10.13.09 @ 11:17am

Five stars.

Your childhood friend10.13.09 @ 2:00pm

Musta gone crazy gettin’ anal from the pig.

Herring!10.13.09 @ 3:35pm

wow, copy reading? people, I think they were just insane.

The OTHER Brian10.13.09 @ 4:28pm

NICE FUNNY BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 6:39pm

Been their, done that, insane asylums are not as fun as you might think…..... I mean they make it SOOO much harder to kill people the least they could do is let me stab the dead ones…....

zombie10.24.09 @ 3:05pm

brains

What exactly constitutes a scientific explanation 6.16.10 @ 7:45am

awesome xD

Jim Jim6.18.10 @ 6:48am

This was was so funny I almost threw up in my pants.