Elliot Zanderflex

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It's the same location, same pickup line he whips out every Wednesday, and yet it works.

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  • TheDew 01.17.13 @ 3:00pm

    jea Berna made a lot of sense with that comment…just like Zanderflex prepping for plausible hit in the eye region…or lower if you know what i mean

  • Berna 03.07.12 @ 3:58pm

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  • katie 04.13.11 @ 11:53pm

    hahah… hard to understand!

  • Tacoman 10.18.10 @ 5:32am

    Dad, are strawberries red?
    Well sunny does a bear shit in the woods?

  • TedM 06.21.10 @ 9:53am

    http://twitter.com/zanderflex
    Epic. Elliot is my hero.
    point91

  • MineTruly 04.13.10 @ 2:03pm

    These pickup lines reminded me of this 5sf:


    “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”


    “Would you like rohypnol in your tea? One lump or two?”


    Aww, I included the captcha, and it thought I was spam.

  • MineTruly 04.13.10 @ 2:02pm

    These pickup lines reminded me of this 5sf:


    “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”


    “Would you like rohypnol in your tea? One lump or two?”


    might24

  • fmpwerkmfw 03.31.10 @ 11:29pm

    Maybe that’s because they didn’t take the joke seriously or literally, and understood it wasn’t an implication he was trying to rape her. Instead they realized it was a really bold and often offensive statement that would normally get a guy kicked in the nuts. That’s why they say, “yet it works”. Its like if he tried picking up a Mexican girl saying, “I like when a girl is still wet behind the ears,” and they said it always worked.

  • MineTruly 02.17.10 @ 11:54am

    See, there were all kinds of complaints at the 5sf that jokes about domestic violence, but no complaints about this rape joke.

  • MineTruly 01.24.10 @ 4:34pm

    Same pickup line… and yet it… works? To do what, get him picked up by the police? Or does the girl actually agree to date him, on the philosophy that “you can’t rape the willing?”

  • yomomma 01.19.10 @ 12:50pm

    they have boots in america? o_O

  • Goran 01.18.10 @ 12:54pm

    hahaha great smile

  • jawsh 09.27.09 @ 2:55pm

    gotta love it! lol

  • Zang Zip 06.02.09 @ 4:56pm

    ZANDERFLEX!

  • K.K. Ph.D 04.24.09 @ 1:10pm

    oh that Elliot!

  • Herring! 03.11.09 @ 12:50pm

    jesus . . .

  • Violet Riot 01.19.09 @ 2:33pm

    hahaha…ha… lawlz. ^_^

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