Emo Kids Moving Out
He had a track record of being a delightful guest - always offering to put the plates in the sink, always offering to put his hand in the garbage disposal and reach for the On switch with his other hand, index finger inching closer, closer, closer to oblivion, as his mascara began streaking in sharp tributaries down his craggy, adult-boy face, arm so deep inside the hole he could feel the blades scraping his elbow like a butcher testing the suppleness of the meat. Nevertheless, he listened to Burzum's prison albums entirely too loud, which his friends' parents found distasteful mostly because dark ambient is overrated and Burzum hasn't been good since '93. They're pretty cool, indeed, but also kinda elitist.
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