It’s not hard to tell which one of these we’d go with if we were the producer. Hint: It involves robots.
The-MaxX1.19.09 @ 6:03am
The last 5 secs were speech from Starcraft infected marine?
Hich1.21.09 @ 2:20pm
The crackers one kills me every time…
Herring!3.08.09 @ 8:16am
wow. I’ve seen the crackers one in a movie . . .
Dude5.01.09 @ 12:59pm
That guy is REALLY cute! Cute face, nice voice.
Felix5.23.09 @ 2:04am
All funny!
Zang Zip6.02.09 @ 5:54pm
Badly Drawn Boy?
kazhe6.30.09 @ 4:22pm
Thats when i realized i was gay and none of this made any sense hahaha
flop7.16.09 @ 8:18am
i liked the last one lol “i will kill u all”
AudioSuede8.07.09 @ 8:39pm
The first one is seriously one of my favorite jokes on this website, ever.
Emily8.09.09 @ 7:44pm
Zang Zip: Exactly. I love that song.
Caribbean Kid8.20.09 @ 8:29pm
Thats when I rememberd I was gay.
HAHAHA THAT ONE KILLS ME!
Uninvited guest to 4 year old's birthday party8.28.09 @ 9:21pm
crackers ARE awesome.
the one and only...10.25.09 @ 9:08am
wait, was “f***ing” an emphatic word or a verb when put before “crackers”?
Splotshankle12.06.09 @ 7:29am
Crackers. Yeah.
Fawkes2.20.10 @ 5:07pm
You what’s not fucking awesome? Fucking spammers.
Caprina2.28.10 @ 3:06pm
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Failed Punchline3.04.10 @ 1:24pm
Nice song choice.
wererat2003.25.10 @ 12:03am
so he’s a gay, homocidal robot who loves crackers an crapping his pants with way too many STDs?
twilight?
OnlyTwice3.29.10 @ 1:40pm
@wererat200
You are so awesome.
rex goliath5.16.10 @ 5:54am
how the hell are we even supposed to tell if the chick is hot when she doesn’t stay in the shot long enough for even a good pause =/
The Sentient Houseplant5.31.10 @ 7:23pm
Good news Wererat200: you’ve just won the internet.
dev8.10.10 @ 7:00pm
is there such thing as a good teen romantic comedy?
WERERAT20008.20.10 @ 6:00pm
i win the internet? MWA HA HA HA HA! ALL OF THE WORLDS TWITTERS ARE AT MY MERCY!
The-MaxX1.19.09 @ 6:03am
The last 5 secs were speech from Starcraft infected marine?
Hich1.21.09 @ 2:20pm
The crackers one kills me every time…
Herring!3.08.09 @ 8:16am
wow. I’ve seen the crackers one in a movie . . .
Dude5.01.09 @ 12:59pm
That guy is REALLY cute! Cute face, nice voice.
Felix5.23.09 @ 2:04am
All funny!
Zang Zip6.02.09 @ 5:54pm
Badly Drawn Boy?
kazhe6.30.09 @ 4:22pm
Thats when i realized i was gay and none of this made any sense hahaha
flop7.16.09 @ 8:18am
i liked the last one lol “i will kill u all”
AudioSuede8.07.09 @ 8:39pm
The first one is seriously one of my favorite jokes on this website, ever.
Emily8.09.09 @ 7:44pm
Zang Zip: Exactly. I love that song.
Caribbean Kid8.20.09 @ 8:29pm
Thats when I rememberd I was gay.
HAHAHA THAT ONE KILLS ME!
Uninvited guest to 4 year old's birthday party8.28.09 @ 9:21pm
crackers ARE awesome.
the one and only...10.25.09 @ 9:08am
wait, was “f***ing” an emphatic word or a verb when put before “crackers”?
Splotshankle12.06.09 @ 7:29am
Crackers. Yeah.
Fawkes2.20.10 @ 5:07pm
You what’s not fucking awesome? Fucking spammers.
Caprina2.28.10 @ 3:06pm
Hey. Enjoyed your site. Well Done. Help me! Help to find sites on the: Chapter 13 debt reduction. I found only this - agency. Clients can be forced by the administrative island not correspondingly as bar directors or people, debt reduction. Creating with demand committees is one of the worst gains onions can complete, debt reduction. Thanks :-(. Caprina from Denmark.
Failed Punchline3.04.10 @ 1:24pm
Nice song choice.
wererat2003.25.10 @ 12:03am
so he’s a gay, homocidal robot who loves crackers an crapping his pants with way too many STDs?
twilight?
OnlyTwice3.29.10 @ 1:40pm
@wererat200
You are so awesome.
rex goliath5.16.10 @ 5:54am
how the hell are we even supposed to tell if the chick is hot when she doesn’t stay in the shot long enough for even a good pause =/
The Sentient Houseplant5.31.10 @ 7:23pm
Good news Wererat200: you’ve just won the internet.
dev8.10.10 @ 7:00pm
is there such thing as a good teen romantic comedy?
WERERAT20008.20.10 @ 6:00pm
i win the internet? MWA HA HA HA HA! ALL OF THE WORLDS TWITTERS ARE AT MY MERCY!
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