Exploding Contraceptive

Last Film Last Film
"Wait, monsieur," said the French heiress from the boudoir, her hair a tangled post-coital mess. "You mustn't tell my husband. He'll go mad with jealousy." Agent 33 sized up his mark from the bathroom, adjusting his tie before re-entering the costume ball downstairs. He had the nuclear codes, the key to the helicopter, and incredibly efficient sex. Why dither? But he couldn't help himself. "I don't think I'll need to tell him, madam," he smirked through his pearly white veneers. "Becau-" Then the whole room exploded.

Comments

  • StickySam 12.03.11 @ 7:41pm

    “That shouldn`t be hard…” *snicker*

  • SputNik 01.29.11 @ 1:59am

    Fantastic! Great one1 Love his confident little confidement

  • Beanz 01.25.11 @ 11:37pm

    IT RHYMES!!! IT FUCKING RHYMES!!!!!!!!!

  • The real Borris Yeltsin 01.24.11 @ 3:03pm

    This video made me think54. Good one today guys.

  • Lotus 01.24.11 @ 1:54pm

    Let’s get physical49! physcial49! I wanna get physical49!

  • rainbowbarf 01.24.11 @ 1:20pm

    Seems to me, *puts on Olivia* the Baby Boomers are stepping up their game. YeeeeeeeeeAAA-ohgawd-aaaaaahmmmf.

  • mark twane 01.24.11 @ 8:40am

    Firenzi…Brian Firenzi

  • C-Pain 01.24.11 @ 6:57am

    video + discription = best 5SF yet

  • BigSoph 01.24.11 @ 4:06am

    Now THAT is what I’m into48

    But how could he get in and out if he wasn’t hard?

  • sadfaec 01.24.11 @ 2:30am

    looks like they’ll get gettin’ low48.


    oh god what have i become.

  • kenneth 01.24.11 @ 12:57am

    so i guess you could say *puts on halo*
    that they went out with a bang?
    —it had to be doooooone—

  • Matty V 01.24.11 @ 12:40am

    Risk an explosion or herpes…

  • Yesman 01.24.11 @ 12:39am

    It will end with an explosive finish.

Leave a Comment