Fart Joke

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In the ER, he comforted himself with the thought of at least sparing the world another actual fart joke. And then he died.


  • Apes_Of_Space 10.15.13 @ 11:23pm

    @ME What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

  • Leusa 09.29.11 @ 6:15am

    How it happen? very funny Thanks.

  • the_nozzle_poots 02.08.11 @ 8:45am

    I grew my dick 4” in 2 weeks. You can too!

  • Ran 06.30.10 @ 3:11pm

    Jokes? You mean blokes

  • Yo Dawg 06.05.10 @ 10:36pm

    I herd you like fart jokes.

  • Omega 03.13.10 @ 5:03pm

    Hey tool, your not much different from him either. Anyways, great vid, 5sf. Can’t we all just get along?

  • RonPaulIsATool 03.09.10 @ 3:22am

    ...and so are people who spread their political ignorance through comments.

  • Fawkes 02.25.10 @ 8:29pm

    Morpheus, Michael is the one who lost a finger. Brian simply pulled it.

  • Morpheus 02.24.10 @ 9:51pm

    I love how Brian starts to freak out right at the end and starts begging for it back.

  • ME 02.24.10 @ 1:23pm

    . talking to ME?

  • . 02.24.10 @ 10:47am

    comment space is a renewable resource. I don’t think anyone cares.

  • Oh Snap! 02.23.10 @ 6:12pm

    Looks like somebody fell into the ornery bag this morning. Meow!

  • ME 02.23.10 @ 10:42am

    Booyakasha happened.

  • The other guy 02.23.10 @ 10:32am

    Wtf just happened in this comment thread?

  • ME 02.23.10 @ 9:57am



  • YOU 02.23.10 @ 8:46am

    Hey me…you are a hypocritical idiot. You just wasted all that comment space to bitch about someone bitching about comments. Yet an important bulletin to your argument was about people wasting comment space so they could bitch. Wait a second! so am I! Interesting is it not?!

  • ME 02.23.10 @ 7:13am

    It is so annoying how you all try to read the comments and make snide little comments, why can’t you all just shut the fuck up, watch the video, and if you don’t like comments simply click the “Thumbs Up / Down” buttons to rate the video.  Instead you all have to make comments like “It is so annoying how you all try to be funny and make witty little comments” which is completely wasting comments fields.  Or how about using copypasta to grab other people’s comments so you can bitch about how it “isn’t fucking funny at all!”  shut the hell up!  I read the comments!  I know what’s funny and what’s not!  Thank you

  • bob 02.23.10 @ 6:10am


  • FailBot 02.23.10 @ 1:23am

    @LawlzMagee: U fail -_-;;

  • LawlzMagee 02.22.10 @ 9:47pm

    lawl more like a period joke..get it? finger and blood everywhere….

    gross -_-


  • Splort 02.22.10 @ 1:45pm

    “I didn’t do it right.”


  • MineTruly 02.22.10 @ 1:43pm


    When I saw the title, I KNEW this wouldn’t be your typical fart humor.

    My expectations were high and you did not disappoint! XDD

  • OneRandomEncounter 02.22.10 @ 1:34pm

    Didn’t see that coming. So awesome…

  • Your Biological Father 02.22.10 @ 1:32pm

    Can we go ahead and ban the first three commenters?

  • ME 02.22.10 @ 11:51am

    Obviously, he forgot to do his stretching exercises beforehand.

  • cronin_burger 02.22.10 @ 9:07am

    ha, well done!  I didnt see it coming, his finger just ‘POP.’  8/10

  • Kyle Redefer 02.22.10 @ 5:27am

    Interesting approach to the common fart joke, whereas you pull a finger in order to let out a fart. However, in this approach, the finger is actually pulled off causing great confusion and undoubtedly ruined the joke.

  • doofus 02.22.10 @ 3:39am

    Such an easy joke.  How did Brian manage to screw it up?

  • mvslice 02.22.10 @ 3:36am

    And i take the bronze

  • the one and only... 02.22.10 @ 3:14am

    great, i’m number two… and that’s not a poop joke!

  • firstie 02.21.10 @ 11:21pm

    FIRST, RON PAUL 2012

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