Finishing Move

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If you mash that same combo of buttons during the "Winners Don't Use Drugs" screen before the game starts up, it unlocks a secret character: You, as a 10-year-old, before you discovered girls or pot or good music. It's weird to watch Boss American rip your head off, for sure.

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  • Daphne 08.04.12 @ 5:59pm

    You can change your pasorswd in your profile   I think it’s at the bottom of the profile page. And the captcha thing keeps us from getting blog spam. I could turn it off, but it provides a lot of protection.

  • Dash 12.08.10 @ 11:04pm

    Boss American was always my favorite character.

  • Jimmy Alabama 09.25.10 @ 3:09pm

    “Hey Arnold, I thought you were good at Street Fighter but you’re really sucking as Zangief!”
    “IT’S NOT AKUMA!”
    I hope Johnny Utah didn’t rub his balls on my Buick again

  • revolution 09.20.10 @ 4:19pm

    Yeah about the whole winners don’t use drugs, I never win in mortal combat…

  • onReload 09.20.10 @ 2:52pm

    Hahaha I know this feeling exactly. I love how you guys get to the core of these childhood-videogame-shenanigans in 5 seconds, while it takes a site like collegehumor an awful 10 minutes

  • Pam 09.18.10 @ 6:01am

    I kicked my brother’s ass on this game….so many times and he was a serious gamer….I wasn’t…

  • Grae 09.17.10 @ 11:47pm

    Well, atleast some one won. That is nice.

  • Pulatso 09.17.10 @ 4:35pm

    Up next, test your might32

  • lol 09.17.10 @ 2:53pm

    Faren should go away15

  • Val 09.17.10 @ 11:03am

    Guess Faren doesn’t see56 what’s going on here.

  • Thinko 09.17.10 @ 11:01am

    @Underwood: Pffft… I was blitzed all through the game too, back in the day. Did you get tossed out of the arcade by Bruce, as well? Man… that dude was RIPPED! Like Jax. But with no metals arms…

  • Underwood 09.17.10 @ 10:58am

    I always played Sektor and constantly used < < A to fire the rocket from his chest.. blitzed through the game.

  • Faren 09.17.10 @ 10:26am

    That was9824905482954551456154151564245947978842642132145547487894551414555486454887978784564231231212315451528585878785121213235451231657451215485321321 cool.

  • vigorous anal sex 09.17.10 @ 7:20am

    I always picked Sheeva and kept doing the thing where she flies into the air and stomps down on the other side.
    also, fiscal49

  • wow 09.17.10 @ 6:04am

    wererat youre an idiot.  you can hear it perfectly fine.

  • Morpheus 09.17.10 @ 5:53am

    OMG, I know, right!!!


    I was NEVER able to figure those out, so I just uppercut him.

    I was never really that strong38.

  • dicknose 09.17.10 @ 3:23am

    oh yeah, the sound is perfect. dicks.

  • Welp 09.17.10 @ 2:52am

    ... things like this happened more often than they should have.

  • GeeP 09.17.10 @ 2:11am

    I never been27 able to do those finishers.

  • scott 09.17.10 @ 1:59am

    brings back old memories one wrong button and you look like a fool even though you won

  • wererat2000 09.17.10 @ 1:39am

    jeez, it took 10 views to be able to tell what he said at the end.

    “well you won, and that’s what matters” for those who still couldn’t

  • Mitchathan 09.16.10 @ 11:24pm

    I always finish someone with a low kick.

  • Jacknife 09.16.10 @ 11:14pm

    what a wuss.

  • Lol 09.16.10 @ 11:02pm

    Voice is reassuring and condescending at the same time. Nice!

  • Kevin 09.16.10 @ 10:50pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsxEutwS8X8

    Now we know47 why we like Brian’s stuff so much.

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