Gentleman Caller

She reached for the check, in an attempt to at least make up for the awkwardness that was more or less her fault. But then he insisted on paying, because of “all the medical bills” she must have been going through. She countered with a small laugh and an off-handed remark about “all the shit-tons of bills” that were “definitely piling up.” Then came the silence. They wound up splitting the check and getting separate taxis that remained side-by-side in traffic for at least an hour.

Disrespecting Your Mother4.08.10 @ 12:14am

Dude, really^^^
Anyways, love the phone.

Disrespecting Your Mother4.08.10 @ 12:15am

Oh, they got rid of the previous comment. Whatever. Guy was a dick anyway.

Chich4.08.10 @ 12:17am

Oh Science, what would we do without you.

IcarusReloaded4.08.10 @ 12:25am

Looks like I *puts on sunglasses* just missed an asshole with a rude comment. Noooo…...

RF4.08.10 @ 12:55am

Wait, is Olivia wearing a wolfshirt?

lol furries4.08.10 @ 1:18am

Oh wow, I think she is wearing a wolfshirt. Bad ass mother effer

JNAtheDUDE4.08.10 @ 1:54am

Looks like she’ll- *Puts on Sunglasses* -have the pig’s head. YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

Jim4.08.10 @ 2:48am

lol it’s such an old joke, but i love it

Sando seems pretty fascinated, too

Horatio Caine4.08.10 @ 3:50am

Who stole my sunglasses?

the one and only...4.08.10 @ 4:10am

1. what kind of wine is that? (looks like apple juice)
2. what are they eating? (looks like chocolate stepping stones)

wererat20004.08.10 @ 4:25am

wait. what?

YESyes4.08.10 @ 5:28am

WOLFSHIRT FTW

ME4.08.10 @ 5:35am

Just the WTF look… Priceless haha

The SuperestKev of all!4.08.10 @ 5:54am

Actually, that’s their napkins on the plate goobs.
Great shots on this one! Great job girls!

The SuperestKev of all!4.08.10 @ 5:55am

Hahaha, and I just noticed the Frankenstein scars on her neck, BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! Classic!

Failed Punchline4.08.10 @ 6:04am

In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound I’m lost in a crowd.
And I’m hungry like a creepy 5sf commenter.

YOU LOSE THE INTERNET!!!4.08.10 @ 6:43am

Well she could have have operated on herself. With her being the hot nurse in previous films.

AuronST4.08.10 @ 6:56am

That girl is really pretty when she gets dressed up, wait… not that she wasn’t before lol

JOE4.08.10 @ 7:32am

since everyone always is talking about olivia, heres some love for kelsey.

tay4.08.10 @ 8:46am

I agree JOE, kelsey is worthy of much love!

Ian4.08.10 @ 9:11am

She’s decapitated!

Also, the last like of the text, “separate taxis that remained side-by-side for an hour.” Is funny.

Really, people don’t ever mention the text below the video, often it’s as funny as the video itself.

Kevin4.08.10 @ 9:40am

No it ain’t.

Gamecube4.08.10 @ 10:16am

super funny!!!

obscurerreference4.08.10 @ 11:00am

Maybe he digs chicks with scars… simply33

SomeDude4.08.10 @ 11:44am

You can tell “Puts sunglasses on”, she is no Frankenstein.
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

xxemiliahxx4.08.10 @ 1:00pm

“y’know, science…”

Amalia4.08.10 @ 1:06pm

Speaking of Kelsey, I just saw her in an episode of Community singing “Mary Had a Little Lamb.” Inane comment & whatnot.

FruSla4.08.10 @ 1:12pm

Ouch. I guess she drank a bit too much FRUIT SLAM!

fruitslam14

The OTHER Brian4.08.10 @ 2:29pm

Comment: I like how Olivia looks in the first scene. The way she wears her hair is nice
Query: Can we stop with the sunglasses thing, it was old in the Johnny Quickdeath film

The OTHER Brian4.08.10 @ 2:30pm

FRUITSLAM!!!
\m/(>.<)\m/

Horation Caine4.08.10 @ 2:43pm

@Horatio Caine It looks like you, *reaches for sunglasses, realizes they are gone* Damn it, someone stole my name and my sunglasses?

luisoponce4.08.10 @ 4:02pm

I love you Kelsey.

Rastamussen4.08.10 @ 4:52pm

ok if the shitty comments with the *sunglasses* keeps going on herashio will find your bloody corpse in the river with keyboard keys dropping out both ends

Horation Caine4.08.10 @ 7:06pm

It looks like Rastamussen is *puts on sunglasses* losing his head.

The OTHER Brian4.08.10 @ 8:10pm

Looks like no one *REMOVES sunglasses* realizes this joke is too old (see earlier comment)

Fawkes4.08.10 @ 8:19pm

It looks like this movie *removes head*

...

The Puzzler4.08.10 @ 11:46pm

But we can just sew it back on! Science!

shogouki4.09.10 @ 9:32am

SCIENCE!

The SuperestKev of All4.09.10 @ 10:55am

Shout out for Kelsey?? ABSOLUTELY! Kelsey AND Olivia are BOTH excellent!

...and uh, *reaches for brain* what is fruitslam anyway?

Marito Nacho4.09.10 @ 11:48am

@fawkes, that was hilarious. @sup..kev: wow go to the search bar at the top of the screen and type in fruitslam. And the prepare for the most wonderful time of your life.

lolwut4.09.10 @ 12:05pm

I’m in love with Kelsey’s eyes.

dlffmfd4.11.10 @ 11:42am

fruitslam is like…suppressing liberal thought.

stumpy43484.13.10 @ 12:08am

looks like olivia (puts on sunglasses) stiched things back togeter
yyyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

Gamecube4.13.10 @ 8:25am

no no nononono we are not doing the sunglasses thing again…. and olivia was using a tuy phone!!

Graeme5.11.10 @ 6:10pm

I have to watch some 5SFs like 3 times before I understand what is happening because I’m distracted by how good looking Kelsey is.