He said it. He couldn't take it back. Goobity-Dop. Those fateful syllables hung in the thick summer air like a chandelier of daggers held by flimsy threads, ready to break loose and wreak havoc on their friendship. Indeed, the first shots in a long war were fired in that moment, soon crescendoing with a Ford F-150 crashing through a downstairs bathroom with 400 pounds of nitroglycerin in the pickup. The Great Goobity-Dop War of 2013 ended with 72 people dead, and 2 injured so badly they asked to be killed later anyway.