silverlake aeronautics and space administration (SASA) captain's log, alexander weezy f drake: stardate whatever - set coordinates for american apparel, our v-necks are reaching critical capacity. lol don't care.
A synopsis of this mind-bender:
The hipster spaceship, seen above, was created and crewed by a band of ironic miscreants who found the Earth too mainstream and shallow. They set course for a world of flannel and corduroy, but were too cool to actually care about where they were going. Captain Kelsey decides that doing some retro captain-y thing like changing course would be fairly hip, so she directs the navigator to input new coordinates (“John, coordinates.”). However, John was too hip either to care about setting proper course, learn how to even do that, or install and operate the necessary equipment, as he most likely replaced any actual navigatory device with a vintage children’s xylophone. Thusly did the hipster spaceship crash into an asteroid.
Adrià12.04.11 @ 4:16pm
Months after watching this one for the first time… I still don’t understand it…
trophies04.30.11 @ 8:10pm
Me too, I don’t understand the video. Though I love passion pit so much
Dan02.14.11 @ 8:23pm
I like Passion Pit, and I’m not a hipster. :(
Tomathy01.10.11 @ 11:32am
How far out are we, man?
WE’RE PRETTY FAR OUT, MAN
smarttalk06.29.10 @ 1:38pm
no-ones ever been THAT high XD
Jonathan06.14.10 @ 4:01pm
Nobody ever compare 5-second films to Super News again. Ugh.
Michael04.22.10 @ 1:05pm
PASSION PIT!
tom i am12.06.09 @ 12:41am
you really are douchy mcgee
douchey mcgee11.01.09 @ 7:44pm
That Super News thing sucks and you guys shouldn’t even be talking about it. This thing is funny, and if you don’t like it you can be done with it after eight seconds.
esteban08.09.09 @ 4:40pm
I must own those cyclops sunglasses. Where did you get them?
Facepalm07.23.09 @ 5:39am
If hipsters were a race of people, I would embrace their genocide.
ssdubb07.20.09 @ 3:48pm
One, you guys are asses for thinking she said corn nuts. Two, yes, she is hot. Three, good call dwhee!! And four, as much as I like these vids, I agree with Lame. I’ve noticed two videos (so far) with strange similiarities to Tim And Eric. Passion Pit? Who cares?
Aric07.18.09 @ 10:50am
This video isn’t that hard to understand. It’s just showing how stupid hipsters are. Notice how the guy is listening to Passion Pit, a very hipster band. And the girl says “John, coordinates.” And nobody knows and they blow up. It’s genius.
biggboss9907.13.09 @ 11:35am
i had that same piano
Weather Man07.13.09 @ 10:29am
according to those coordinates, ASS-TEROID
MaisOui07.12.09 @ 7:08pm
Dont think of it as a rip off of Super News, think of it as a live action version!
P.s., I like how they’re listening to “The Reeling” by Passion Pit
jubbs07.11.09 @ 5:27pm
To clear it up once and for all… Taylor was right, she says “Jon, the coordinates” in an apathetic tone.
Pulatso07.11.09 @ 5:03pm
The again, she might have been saying “Coordinates”, she kinda slurred the line. Probably intentional.
Pulatso07.11.09 @ 5:02pm
She says “Corn Nuts”, it a crunch corn based snack food. they’re pretty good, I had no idea it was a hipster staple.
moog07.11.09 @ 12:35am
Silverlake… ugh!
church anus07.10.09 @ 10:30pm
look at the boy in the back, he has the most handsome nipples.
tricky pete07.10.09 @ 7:39pm
How about Hippie Submarine? No one’s done that yet…. no wait, someone just did it…. fuck.
graeme magee07.10.09 @ 5:39pm
this girl rocks. we need more videos with her. she is the best.
jubbs07.10.09 @ 5:31pm
I guess we should have googled “hipster” and “space” together and discovered… “SuperNews” before covering the walls with tin foil and albums. You live, you learn.
lolz07.10.09 @ 3:28pm
Why did the asteroid catch on fire?
dwhee07.10.09 @ 2:44pm
can’t understand what the girl is saying. “Done- corn this?”
but I like that they’re using a cloudcar in space like they think it makes them even cooler. seems hipsterish.
Kevin07.10.09 @ 2:39pm
born57
admiralhipster07.10.09 @ 12:37pm
The Collective Unconscious, perhaps? using63
zambo.07.10.09 @ 11:54am
ha! well i’ll be damned, this does look like a ripoff…
Lame07.10.09 @ 11:45am
I love your guys films but this is a major rip off.
Comments
I think they dead
THIS ISNT 5 SECONDS LONG, ITS MORE!!!!
A synopsis of this mind-bender:
The hipster spaceship, seen above, was created and crewed by a band of ironic miscreants who found the Earth too mainstream and shallow. They set course for a world of flannel and corduroy, but were too cool to actually care about where they were going. Captain Kelsey decides that doing some retro captain-y thing like changing course would be fairly hip, so she directs the navigator to input new coordinates (“John, coordinates.”). However, John was too hip either to care about setting proper course, learn how to even do that, or install and operate the necessary equipment, as he most likely replaced any actual navigatory device with a vintage children’s xylophone. Thusly did the hipster spaceship crash into an asteroid.
Months after watching this one for the first time… I still don’t understand it…
Me too, I don’t understand the video. Though I love passion pit so much
I like Passion Pit, and I’m not a hipster. :(
How far out are we, man?
WE’RE PRETTY FAR OUT, MAN
no-ones ever been THAT high XD
Nobody ever compare 5-second films to Super News again. Ugh.
PASSION PIT!
you really are douchy mcgee
That Super News thing sucks and you guys shouldn’t even be talking about it. This thing is funny, and if you don’t like it you can be done with it after eight seconds.
I must own those cyclops sunglasses. Where did you get them?
If hipsters were a race of people, I would embrace their genocide.
One, you guys are asses for thinking she said corn nuts. Two, yes, she is hot. Three, good call dwhee!! And four, as much as I like these vids, I agree with Lame. I’ve noticed two videos (so far) with strange similiarities to Tim And Eric. Passion Pit? Who cares?
This video isn’t that hard to understand. It’s just showing how stupid hipsters are. Notice how the guy is listening to Passion Pit, a very hipster band. And the girl says “John, coordinates.” And nobody knows and they blow up. It’s genius.
i had that same piano
according to those coordinates, ASS-TEROID
Dont think of it as a rip off of Super News, think of it as a live action version!
P.s., I like how they’re listening to “The Reeling” by Passion Pit
To clear it up once and for all… Taylor was right, she says “Jon, the coordinates” in an apathetic tone.
The again, she might have been saying “Coordinates”, she kinda slurred the line. Probably intentional.
She says “Corn Nuts”, it a crunch corn based snack food. they’re pretty good, I had no idea it was a hipster staple.
Silverlake… ugh!
look at the boy in the back, he has the most handsome nipples.
How about Hippie Submarine? No one’s done that yet…. no wait, someone just did it…. fuck.
this girl rocks. we need more videos with her. she is the best.
I guess we should have googled “hipster” and “space” together and discovered… “SuperNews” before covering the walls with tin foil and albums. You live, you learn.
Why did the asteroid catch on fire?
can’t understand what the girl is saying. “Done- corn this?”
but I like that they’re using a cloudcar in space like they think it makes them even cooler. seems hipsterish.
born57
The Collective Unconscious, perhaps? using63
ha! well i’ll be damned, this does look like a ripoff…
I love your guys films but this is a major rip off.
http://current.com/items/89066132_hipsters-in-space.htm
0_o
which25
I think she said, “Corn Nutz”.
She said “Jon, the coordinates” apathetically ... she’s HOT
What did she say, “numb nuts” or something like that?
I don’t understand this video.
Those special effects
BLEW-MY-MIND!!!!
If Star Trek had hipsters…
meh, it would still be shit
Of course they’re not going to survive out there! That’s a short-range vehicle, meant for transport around gas giants like Bespin.
...Nerds win again, Hipsters!
“I have no idea what is going on here, hey, just like hipsters leave me feeling in real life!”