Hipster Submarine
silverlake oceanic hyrdoponic organization (soho] captain’s log, alexander weezy f drake: after finding out our concept-o-tron technology was made up of used parts, u-necks and coke, we disbanded the space program and began to unlock the ocean’s mysteries. tinfoil, fyi, is a sweet all-purpose insulation material. our next mission is to build a hot warehouse club inside a whale.


iamjohnbeck8.25.09 @ 12:10am
Funnier than expected!
lololol8.25.09 @ 5:21am
They’re baaaack!
ME8.25.09 @ 6:01am
You’re hot.
Jim8.25.09 @ 7:41am
you just can’t keep a good hipster down
Monstro8.25.09 @ 8:38am
A good hipster is hard to find, but delicious.
SuperKev8.25.09 @ 9:20am
The Capt, she is DEF hot!
Your Biological Father8.25.09 @ 9:46am
She’s hot.
Hipster Enologist8.25.09 @ 10:38am
Hipster Enologists want a wine cellar in a whale! Whilst briny we could maintain a constant temperature…
jubbs8.25.09 @ 1:19pm
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It’s a really obscure number. You probably haven’t heard of it.
dickhead (the hot sause)8.25.09 @ 2:00pm
your hot
dickhead (the hot sause)8.25.09 @ 2:00pm
thank you
Sly8.25.09 @ 2:46pm
does it make me a hipster that I recognized that ping at the end is from Pink Floyd’s Echoes?
Shmoe8.25.09 @ 4:27pm
The Whale’s hot
moog8.25.09 @ 7:09pm
Q. Why did the hipster cross the road?
A. Shahh… If you have to ask then stay on the other side.
Lucky Cynic8.25.09 @ 11:40pm
Nom!
Paul8.26.09 @ 9:27am
If the girl on the right isn’t actually a guy… she’s hot.
Frois8.28.09 @ 12:17pm
yeah it’s probably from Echoes
PING
Harbltron8.29.09 @ 11:34am
Yeah that’s pink floyd.
o86438.29.09 @ 8:38pm
Why is there a blue and white cloud car underwater?
chris9.01.09 @ 7:02pm
spaceship sucked. submarine sucked. keep ‘em coming.
Whale9.04.09 @ 8:33am
delecious bitches…
Shfifty Fahv9.06.09 @ 3:20pm
and do i take you by the hand, and lead you through the land
and help me understand the best I can?
Brendan10.27.09 @ 6:28pm
the brunette needs to stay….she rocks!!!
3456712.26.09 @ 7:22pm
Sarah Schneider from collegehumor is in this.
jyhash1.18.10 @ 5:34pm
Wow, how’d they modify that Bespin Twin Pod Cloud Car for underwater use, and where did they get it in white with an awesome racing stripe?
theknow1.24.10 @ 11:34am
@34567
No… she is not in this.
FrizzleFry1.26.10 @ 8:40pm
Kind of a rip off of Super News!, don’tcha think?
sid2.25.10 @ 3:05pm
yay, pink floyd
cronin_burger3.03.10 @ 1:56pm
The last ‘you hot’ makes this. 7/10
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