Honky Tonk Amateur Hour
Chorus:
You’re a four-legged gas burnin’ bitch on wheels
I take you in for a tune-up when you wear high heels
For a brother-lover-master, I’m doin’ pretty good
But you’re 14 mpg and you eat dog food
moog1.15.09 @ 11:02am
Such a philosophical redneck!
J Dubbs1.15.09 @ 10:36pm
i just had to take my hands out of my pants to keep myself safe
Alan1.17.09 @ 7:50pm
LMAO. Saw this on Cracked and LMAO at those too.
Jerms1.18.09 @ 2:06am
Haha saw the sites vids on cracked, love em ;D
nick k2.05.09 @ 1:53pm
anyone appreciate that he plays a minor chord? nice touch.
K.K. Ph.D4.24.09 @ 1:02pm
padampshh!
saf5.21.09 @ 3:54pm
your a douche bag
john statham8.31.09 @ 5:20pm
im john fuckin statham, bitch
the one and only...10.03.09 @ 6:18pm
my wife, my truck, my dog, and my sister…
isn’t that the epitome of hyperbole
beechcraft111.11.10 @ 8:29pm
no, saying they’ll all the biggest bitches in the history of forever would be the epitome of hyperbole.
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