Hour of Terror
"Ah! Hello, weary traveler, and welcome to 5-Second Films' Halloween Week! I'll be your ghoulish guide for all the kookiness and all the spookiness! We've got quite a crop of creepy clips, so don't go anywhere...wouldn't want you to die of boredom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
- Lester Bones, manic skeleton / punsmith
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WTF, you promise me an hour of horror and I get 5 seconds of hilarity?! This is ridiculous, I demand my money back!
Never has there been a more elegant punsmith than Lester Bones. After his death, however, he couldnt14 stand the misuse of puns in todays world. Now he’s back to use his powers for evil.
@vigorous anal sex
Cool name, but i blame industry11
Get use69 to it.
OBLIVION!!!!!! :D
@avenger I felt the same way when I first found 5sf, don’t worry after a while you get used to it. you should make some plans17 to watch a bunch
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I can’t understand what’s said in half the 5SF videos, you guys need to speak clearly.
I was just watching a bunch of Cryptkeeper videos!
But seriously, fuck that guy. I couldn’t sleep by myself in my room until I was 12.
@EthZee. Dude good one, the “pungeon,” lol.
First.
Aw, dang it.
Toccata + Fugue in D minor !!!
Finally !!
Kelsey lost some weight.
Send them… to The Pungeon!
Bwuhahahahahaha!
For those having a hard time understanding it, Brian says “These puns are scaring me.” Also, hurray for Halloween week.
One of the few not written77 very well.
i’d make a *halo*—CHORUS—joke, but i think that it’s gotten old…
I cant even understand what he is saying… shown11
I spy Oblivion…
NOOO!! my school has blocked 5secondfilms and even after going through a proxy the video is still unavailable. Today my school has stoped me from my 5seconds of fun. and has forever made an enemy they will learn to FEAR! ... radio86
p.s. its a nightmare fitting to holloween week.
the bunny is back for another week
@Question You ask in a rather inquisitive tone as to the nature of my being a Demoman of upmost quality.
If my status as a demolitions expert was in a declining state, I would not be seated in this non-descript warehouse of unknown origin, holding an extended interview and about the nature of my expertise, is that not true?
Is that.. Oblivion?
In the background of the skeleton..
Nice film!
Josh “Hands” McHands is my new favorite person.
An hour of terror? MORE LIKE 5 MINUTES OF TERROR, AMIRITE?
Yay! Halloween week has begun.
Looks like I just got a (puts on punglasses) boner. YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The quality38 of Lester’s puns went downhill somewhat after the third season.
What makes you a good Demoman?
Oooh you wouldn’t want to meet that alone in the ally.
That’s it. 5 second films, if you do a take on slutty Halloween costumes, I will forever be your bitch.
Thank goodness the remote doesn’t have dials.