Offers twice the seclusion of Away-From-It-All Falls, and even more of that eerie feeling that you may be alone in the universe than Forest Glen, Maryland!
Loved it. This commercial should air on Basic Cable at 3:30 AM.
soaweSOmeitbulDGedtwice07.02.12 @ 12:36pm
Cracked staff and Cakebomb staff and FreddieW and 5secondfilms…? Is EVERYTHING connected? What is next…?
Isolation hills…
DerVikingTron06.26.12 @ 9:30am
huh, Missed this one. Must be because my front page on youtube is nothing but VGHS spam plugs…
Bok06.23.12 @ 2:57pm
I wouldn’t mind a vacation there.
Michael K06.23.12 @ 7:16am
Chicken for that music!
supper muppet06.22.12 @ 10:28am
this is totally a sex line… awkward
Dick Steel06.22.12 @ 9:11am
Hold up now. I go to Forest Glen all the time. Whats with the dis?
OlivertheMime06.21.12 @ 5:06pm
So i called 1800JUST YOU and its a phone sex line…
GimmeDatAmbient06.21.12 @ 2:09pm
Anyone know the name of the background music?
Ian06.20.12 @ 4:08pm
Yay! Cracked.com stopped by!
the_nozzle_poots06.20.12 @ 2:56pm
Katies!
MisterNihl06.20.12 @ 11:19am
I’ve got Cracked open in another window. I had to do a double take when I changed videos, and Soren followed.
Runaway06.20.12 @ 8:18am
I used to go to Solitude Slopes all the time, but after I found Isolation Hills my life changed forever.
c'mon guys06.20.12 @ 7:37am
how has no one said anything about
SHIRTLESS SOREN SHIRTLESS SOREN SHIRTLESS SOREN
Lunar06.20.12 @ 1:54am
Honestly, this sounds like a pretty damn nice place to me. Nothing wrong with a little solitude.
zaisehay06.19.12 @ 11:03pm
wow you cleverly found a sex hot line with that phone number you are my new gods…
PS:daddy’s leaving
Naked Steve06.19.12 @ 4:39pm
The thing about Isolation Hills is that… I don’t need any clothes! Oh thank goodness.
Bob Dole06.19.12 @ 3:34pm
I….....
Mr. Khem06.19.12 @ 3:06pm
I was so thrilled at the thought . . .
. . then I called the number . . .
. . .and there were “hot, horny girls waiting to talk” to me . . .
. . . there’s no isolation there!
It’s all a lie!
*pulls the trigger*
Mifty06.19.12 @ 3:02pm
I guess nobody can imagine a friendless Swaim.
Pastor_of_Muppets06.19.12 @ 2:36pm
I’ve been there three seasons in a row, and dammit, the first place prize for tug-o-war keeps eluding me!
But not this year. I’ve been working on my form. The Tug-o-war Trophy is gonna be mine!
/I give this video four valiums
the most inappropriate name ever06.19.12 @ 11:54am
“Fuck you 5sf” Those are the words that left my mouth after I called the number.
JackSMack06.19.12 @ 11:19am
I need that. My 4000 Facebook friends just bore me.
zambo.06.19.12 @ 11:18am
slow clap.
buri-chan06.19.12 @ 10:08am
I keep calling the number, but no one picks up.
Corbyz06.19.12 @ 9:14am
i work here during the summer.
its pretty quiet around that time.
padurn06.19.12 @ 5:46am
It’s less damaging than Camp Cucamonga.
tron06.19.12 @ 5:26am
OMG I ONLY LIVE 2 HOURS AWAY FROM FOREST GLEN THATS SO AWESOME I’M TELLING EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT US ON THE SHORTMOVIES!!!
petsinwinter06.19.12 @ 5:23am
a whole bummer week’s worth of videos
Feste06.19.12 @ 2:08am
Guess it’s time to furiously masterbate.
...isolation hiiiilllls.
butts06.19.12 @ 1:59am
Jesus Cracked and These Aren’t Muskets? Where was Swaim?
SIP06.19.12 @ 1:59am
TOO MUCH OVERLAP. TIME TO EXPLODE.
kalvynevans06.19.12 @ 1:27am
KATIE WILLERT WE LOVE YOOOOO!
NN06.19.12 @ 1:04am
SO MUCH CRACKED! AHHH.
Shenanigans!06.19.12 @ 12:07am
This seems more like a morbid You Don’t Know Jack commercial than a 5SF video…you guys hitting a slump?
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poor poor people…........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Loved it. This commercial should air on Basic Cable at 3:30 AM.
Cracked staff and Cakebomb staff and FreddieW and 5secondfilms…? Is EVERYTHING connected? What is next…?
Isolation hills…
huh, Missed this one. Must be because my front page on youtube is nothing but VGHS spam plugs…
I wouldn’t mind a vacation there.
Chicken for that music!
this is totally a sex line… awkward
Hold up now. I go to Forest Glen all the time. Whats with the dis?
So i called 1800JUST YOU and its a phone sex line…
Anyone know the name of the background music?
Yay! Cracked.com stopped by!
Katies!
I’ve got Cracked open in another window. I had to do a double take when I changed videos, and Soren followed.
I used to go to Solitude Slopes all the time, but after I found Isolation Hills my life changed forever.
how has no one said anything about
SHIRTLESS SOREN SHIRTLESS SOREN SHIRTLESS SOREN
Honestly, this sounds like a pretty damn nice place to me. Nothing wrong with a little solitude.
wow you cleverly found a sex hot line with that phone number you are my new gods…
PS:daddy’s leaving
The thing about Isolation Hills is that… I don’t need any clothes! Oh thank goodness.
I….....
I was so thrilled at the thought . . .
. . then I called the number . . .
. . .and there were “hot, horny girls waiting to talk” to me . . .
. . . there’s no isolation there!
It’s all a lie!
*pulls the trigger*
I guess nobody can imagine a friendless Swaim.
I’ve been there three seasons in a row, and dammit, the first place prize for tug-o-war keeps eluding me!
But not this year. I’ve been working on my form. The Tug-o-war Trophy is gonna be mine!
/I give this video four valiums
“Fuck you 5sf” Those are the words that left my mouth after I called the number.
I need that. My 4000 Facebook friends just bore me.
slow clap.
I keep calling the number, but no one picks up.
i work here during the summer.
its pretty quiet around that time.
It’s less damaging than Camp Cucamonga.
OMG I ONLY LIVE 2 HOURS AWAY FROM FOREST GLEN THATS SO AWESOME I’M TELLING EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT US ON THE SHORTMOVIES!!!
a whole bummer week’s worth of videos
Guess it’s time to furiously masterbate.
...isolation hiiiilllls.
Jesus Cracked and These Aren’t Muskets? Where was Swaim?
TOO MUCH OVERLAP. TIME TO EXPLODE.
KATIE WILLERT WE LOVE YOOOOO!
SO MUCH CRACKED! AHHH.
This seems more like a morbid You Don’t Know Jack commercial than a 5SF video…you guys hitting a slump?
I guess I can play with myself there too