It Slices! It Dices!
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WROOM WROOM?
always squeeze lemons over my veggies (fresh ones) and put worcestershire sauce over em (only 60 sodium, but I dont over do it).
Depends on cup size but should be just ONE.
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Barefoot operating is advantageous since the foot and lower leg had been created to absorb the shock of landing on the forefront with the foot and turn it into forward motion.
lol cash only
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This is just above the average income of this cities, it presumably not enough for your foreigners live comfortably. It depends on all situations, if you need to pay house fee yourself.
Tried to order one and they’re all out. We’re going to run out of hookers.
Dead Hooker?
Oh No!
We need to see that guy shirtless. C’mon, 5SF, give us some sugar.
Watch this guys: the skin’s at the bottom, you give it a nice slice, and the skin comes right off!
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I see no living thing there ‘cept Jon
Killed a hooker?! No, her hand was still twitching.
There’s an important lesson to be learned from this video and that is that hookers are people and not meant to be strangled.
If I had a nickle…
[zipper61]
Dead Hooker? Oh no!
Oh, yeah, Worley! I got a great new idea for one of these. It basically shows you in a snowy area with some guy next too you. “John Worley here, and I’m stuck on a mountain! How can I eat my best friend?” You then brandish a pair of chopsticks. “With the FleshPincher 2.0!” Your friend then says in a terrified voice, “Wait, what?” As you turn towards him, chopsticks at the ready.
Whaddya think?
God bless ye, John Worley.
Oh! By the by, I’ll half a dozen ChopWows, if’n ya please!
reminds me of DEXTER every time I watch this clip
love the slight blood splatter at the end.
That’s the point! She still has some death rattles in her. Makes it more disturbing when I chop her up.
the hooker moves
I love how the “dead hooker’s” fingers are moving
no more saws for me
hahah this is fucking funny
nice vid, congrats btw on appearing on Tosh.0 today…they may not have shown the best two vids, but its good to see you guys getting more exposure
That controlled yet subtle hand gesture toward the hooker was reminiscent of some of the great pitchmen in television history.
Is there anything Jon Worely can’t do?
That Eunuch needs my new FINGER CONDOMS, not available in stores, or on TV.
Just need to text your sister’s age and eating habits to 1-800-555-2625, and I’ll send you one absolutely free.
so would that flipside be like the cracker/pretzel combination thingy… and if so, would the grater be on the outside for extra friction or the inside for extra lube?
I bought condoms from John Worely.
Looked like quite a clean kill…until he got the frickin saw out!
youre21 (22 actually)
And all this time i’ve been using those nasty saws… thanks, ChopWow!
The postmortem finger-twitch says, “noo-oooo…..”—but reassuring chords (in 3 / 4) say, “yea-hahhhhhh!”
Condoms that have an incredibly convenient, easy-to-clean flipside that grates and peels vegetables of all sizes.
John Worely could sell condoms to a eunuch.
first babies and now power saws…I like where this is going