It’s a Vegan! It’s a Musician!

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Faster than an ironically purchased Yugo!
More powerful than a hot cup of Chai tea!
Able to leap obscure B-sides in a single bound!

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THE LEMON OF PINK IS THE ONLY GREAT ALBUM12.03.09 @ 1:37am

There are hipsters that play Animal Collective’s “Peacebone” 25 consecutive times with parallel commentary, and there are hipsters that hold homeless people hostage in their basement and force them to learn music theory so they can be the sole owner of their vinyl cut.

the one and only...12.03.09 @ 4:28am

hmmm…
it must have been funnier when you guys posted it, because that was not very funny.
and btw, did69

ME12.03.09 @ 6:00am

It’s only funny if you’re hip, ya dig?

Staniel12.03.09 @ 8:34am

that was alright but, a little too mainstream for me? i like finding wicked out there 5 second films like ones by daniel johnston or fugazi or something, like whatever bro?

Chompy Duchamp12.03.09 @ 9:05am

Wait, people don’t like this one? Then it’s cool that I love it, right?

Jim12.03.09 @ 10:03am

yes, but if it’s ever featured on a popular website you have to brag to everyone that you knew about it wayyyy before everyone else did

also, this one was amazing

Arabian12.03.09 @ 10:27am

Worley you made me laugh quite heartily this morning.  Very very funny.

Thomas Handlebarmustache12.03.09 @ 11:43am

Can you make this into a full-length series? In our dark times of recession, international terrorism, and poison children’s toys, we need a hero like this to look up to and bum clove cigarettes off of.

Morgan12.03.09 @ 11:05pm

People of FSF : Every film in the last week has been completely wonderful. That is all.

BiggerJ12.03.09 @ 11:39pm

I wouldn’t have like this is it weren’t for the theme song.

Skynyrd Rules, son12.04.09 @ 12:07pm

silly hipster, Neil Young blows

Kevin12.04.09 @ 2:37pm

Really great guys.

Hey get a Favicon.

Nave12.05.09 @ 7:53am

Hilarious. Need moar hipster superman.

Agreer12.09.09 @ 9:01am

I concur, more hipster superman. Also, I totally got that album because he told me to.

Brogan12.09.09 @ 7:36pm

i actually purchased a yugo last year…*hangs head in shame*

shmoe12.13.09 @ 5:37pm

hahahah this one is amazing

CraneMask12.22.09 @ 3:34pm

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

amyelise1.19.10 @ 6:22am

yes!  perfect.  i love it.

Maddison1.23.10 @ 9:45am

wait. that’s me. in male form.
also, neil young wins. next: nick drake.

HighFriends1.28.10 @ 9:28am

Haha pretty awesome

John1.29.10 @ 1:05pm

this is fucking hilarious to anyone at a university. Place is infested with hipsters.

Tom Harper3.02.10 @ 4:04pm

pure excellence

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