Johnny Quickdeath Celebrates Freedom
Grab a bag of Lil’ Smokies, get out the rubber ducky floaties and drift off into the packed, noisy waters of the town dam, with the delicious smell of cooked human flesh wafting in the thick summer’s breeze.
os997.03.09 @ 4:22am
HEY JOHNNY’S BACK!...then he’s gone.
Silly7.03.09 @ 5:13am
Johnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You’re my hero!
I love you!
Marry me!
[ball64]
Jeff7.03.09 @ 5:52am
A quick death indeed.
man living in your sink7.03.09 @ 9:29am
Lets sing the 4th of July song (Stars and Strips 4ever)
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!
... right, there aren’t any words….
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAH!
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAH, NAH
Jawa7.03.09 @ 9:31am
Totally unexpected followed by more unexpected-ness
SJK7.03.09 @ 10:14am
Johnny Quickdeath is the best.
John7.03.09 @ 12:38pm
I don’t even want to know how that happened.
Ellie7.03.09 @ 1:11pm
Is the guy is the chef hat Johnny Quickdeath’s dad?
Mr.Quickdeath and Johnny Quickdeath
ghost7.03.09 @ 3:50pm
i like these videos because theyre random…lol…funny as hell
Luna7.03.09 @ 3:53pm
Johnny i Fucking L☺ve your videos!! L.M.A.O!!!
Johnny Quickdeath are the best fivesecond videos!!
Keep making more plz! ☺
Shmoe7.03.09 @ 4:26pm
Johnny died a true patriot. He stands for everything that’s right in America
moog7.03.09 @ 6:34pm
Johnny transcends time and space.
Kyle7.03.09 @ 10:03pm
OMG THEY KILLED JOHNY!!!
Stan7.03.09 @ 10:04pm
YOU BASTARDS!!
Lucky Cynic7.03.09 @ 11:00pm
Hahaha, this one was a two-fer! ^_^
JizzlTizzl7.04.09 @ 12:55pm
I SERIOUSLY want his flag jacket and pants!
Paul the uninvited house guest7.04.09 @ 1:41pm
obviously Kyle/Stan are the same person. attempt at being funny=failure
Robyn7.05.09 @ 8:40am
This was spectacular. I don’t know how he got his head in the grill. He could have died if it was on.
Colin7.05.09 @ 11:59am
No, the Kyle/Stan thing’s funny. What’s even more funny is whoever posted it switched Kyle and Stan’s lines…haha sucks for you.
Hich7.05.09 @ 11:23pm
JOHNNY RETURNS!!!
Will7.07.09 @ 11:14am
The Kyle/Stan thing was hilarious.. you just wish you had thought of it.
hmmm???7.08.09 @ 9:02am
OMG JOHNNY IS BACK!!! HE"S SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!
DogsHolyLife7.16.09 @ 12:50pm
YES!!!! He’s back and he’s dying even quicker. Amazing.
monos898.19.09 @ 12:40am
plz make more johnny quickdeats vids lol,also how did the firework end up in his ass?
SouthPawSkeeter8.20.09 @ 7:01pm
OMFG.. This site needs to be about JohnnyQuickDeath and that freakin piano note at the end.. that’s when i fall on the floor..
Caribbean Kid8.20.09 @ 7:13pm
Helluva 4th of July
LMAO
Josh8.28.09 @ 10:58pm
Johnny’s best outfit!
The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 7:00pm
Will, you stupid asshole, the friendless fuck that did the stan and kyle thing DIDNT THINK OF ANYTHING! he just watched a awesome show and fucking STOLE some lines. its nothing personal, i just FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE
Timmy Don't Piss On That!10.26.09 @ 6:54pm
double kill!
Kid Who Crapped His Pants10.27.09 @ 1:37pm
Are you missing the SPARKLER UP HIS ASS! I only saw 1 comment about that
Morpheus11.11.09 @ 8:37am
AND he’s got a firecracker up his ass. XD
ThatOneDude2.12.10 @ 3:14am
why do you guys have to ruin a perfectly good joke? the kyle/stan bit was as good as its own 5sf.
The Sentient Houseplant5.24.10 @ 8:50pm
That one was a two-fer
pooterbait5.26.10 @ 4:57pm
Johnny Quickdeath lived life in the extremes. He never accepted that there even was or could ever be a grey area. He doesn’t even know the word “grey”. He just lived the only way he knew. Celebrating the little moments with such unmitigated joy that only terror can follow. But what joy, and what terror.
http://5sf.at/343
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