Johnny Quickdeath Celebrates Freedom

Grab a bag of Lil’ Smokies, get out the rubber ducky floaties and drift off into the packed, noisy waters of the town dam, with the delicious smell of cooked human flesh wafting in the thick summer’s breeze.

os997.03.09 @ 3:22am

HEY JOHNNY’S BACK!...then he’s gone.

Silly7.03.09 @ 4:13am

Johnnyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You’re my hero!
I love you!
Marry me!
[ball64]

Jeff7.03.09 @ 4:52am

A quick death indeed.

man living in your sink7.03.09 @ 8:29am

Lets sing the 4th of July song (Stars and Strips 4ever)
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!
... right, there aren’t any words….
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAH!
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAH, NAH

Jawa7.03.09 @ 8:31am

Totally unexpected followed by more unexpected-ness

SJK7.03.09 @ 9:14am

Johnny Quickdeath is the best.

John7.03.09 @ 11:38am

I don’t even want to know how that happened.

Ellie7.03.09 @ 12:11pm

Is the guy is the chef hat Johnny Quickdeath’s dad?
Mr.Quickdeath and Johnny Quickdeath

ghost7.03.09 @ 2:50pm

i like these videos because theyre random…lol…funny as hell

Luna7.03.09 @ 2:53pm

Johnny i Fucking L☺ve your videos!! L.M.A.O!!!

Johnny Quickdeath are the best fivesecond videos!!
Keep making more plz! ☺

Shmoe7.03.09 @ 3:26pm

Johnny died a true patriot. He stands for everything that’s right in America

moog7.03.09 @ 5:34pm

Johnny transcends time and space.

Kyle7.03.09 @ 9:03pm

OMG THEY KILLED JOHNY!!!

Stan7.03.09 @ 9:04pm

YOU BASTARDS!!

Lucky Cynic7.03.09 @ 10:00pm

Hahaha, this one was a two-fer! ^_^

JizzlTizzl7.04.09 @ 11:55am

I SERIOUSLY want his flag jacket and pants!

Paul the uninvited house guest7.04.09 @ 12:41pm

obviously Kyle/Stan are the same person. attempt at being funny=failure

Robyn7.05.09 @ 7:40am

This was spectacular. I don’t know how he got his head in the grill. He could have died if it was on.

Colin7.05.09 @ 10:59am

No, the Kyle/Stan thing’s funny. What’s even more funny is whoever posted it switched Kyle and Stan’s lines…haha sucks for you.

Hich7.05.09 @ 10:23pm

JOHNNY RETURNS!!!

Will7.07.09 @ 10:14am

The Kyle/Stan thing was hilarious.. you just wish you had thought of it.

hmmm???7.08.09 @ 8:02am

OMG JOHNNY IS BACK!!! HE"S SO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!

DogsHolyLife7.16.09 @ 11:50am

YES!!!! He’s back and he’s dying even quicker. Amazing.

monos898.18.09 @ 11:40pm

plz make more johnny quickdeats vids lol,also how did the firework end up in his ass?

SouthPawSkeeter8.20.09 @ 6:01pm

OMFG.. This site needs to be about JohnnyQuickDeath and that freakin piano note at the end.. that’s when i fall on the floor..

Caribbean Kid8.20.09 @ 6:13pm

Helluva 4th of July
LMAO

Josh8.28.09 @ 9:58pm

Johnny’s best outfit!

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 6:00pm

Will, you stupid asshole, the friendless fuck that did the stan and kyle thing DIDNT THINK OF ANYTHING! he just watched a awesome show and fucking STOLE some lines. its nothing personal, i just FUCKING HATE STUPID PEOPLE

Timmy Don't Piss On That!10.26.09 @ 5:54pm

double kill!

Kid Who Crapped His Pants10.27.09 @ 12:37pm

Are you missing the SPARKLER UP HIS ASS! I only saw 1 comment about that

Morpheus11.11.09 @ 7:37am

AND he’s got a firecracker up his ass. XD

ThatOneDude2.12.10 @ 2:14am

why do you guys have to ruin a perfectly good joke? the kyle/stan bit was as good as its own 5sf.