Worse yet, he was trying to tie it into a pitch for the Chop-Wow.
forgetmenow3.09.10 @ 1:19am
Perfect music choice.
nerozero3.09.10 @ 4:16am
But I thought he was a Demon…
Mr Ugly3.09.10 @ 4:17am
even demons have their limits
Junkyard3.09.10 @ 4:55am
Something about how he’s typing on that cell phone is cracking me up.
ME3.09.10 @ 6:50am
...And that’s how Flip-A-Porker was invented.
Failed Punchline3.09.10 @ 7:11am
Genius.
burned obese people.
great image.
jo3.09.10 @ 9:15am
jon worley is delicious
ME3.09.10 @ 9:46am
Wow, I didn’t even see the “Burn Ward” part until FP pointed it out.
sara3.09.10 @ 12:21pm
stabbity, phone. stabbity.
ME3.09.10 @ 12:41pm
Yeah, perhaps Brian’s picturing someone naked, and stabbing his phone at the thought.
James3.09.10 @ 3:54pm
Hahahaha, the music from The Dark Knight completes this one.
Gamecube3.09.10 @ 7:01pm
hahah nice!!
Ian3.09.10 @ 8:21pm
EWWWWWW!!!!!
MineTruly3.09.10 @ 9:22pm
The “picture the audience naked” “oops, the audience is FAT/OLD/ETC” joke has been done, but the BURN WARD bit was a good touch.
StratgemPics3.10.10 @ 8:56am
Bahahahah genious
Tori3.10.10 @ 12:59pm
even pure evil couldnt stomach that
R.A.I.U.3.10.10 @ 6:11pm
poor guy :(
imagine clowns next time
linko3.12.10 @ 5:34pm
Worse… or Worsley?
And for a moment there, I thought he was going to talk in front of a bunch of kids.
xxemiliahxx3.12.10 @ 8:33pm
it appears that jon’s hair is going slightly gray…
That Guy3.12.10 @ 10:45pm
Poor John Worley D:
The OTHER Brian3.29.10 @ 12:49pm
Jon Worley has to be the best part for that. He was perfect, especially at the end
Tinkerbell4.12.10 @ 10:10am
the guy in the black t shirt needs to use his pointingfinger to type on his cell. haha, funnsies! ^^
jp5.05.10 @ 6:47pm
I was born Jon Worley but later got adopted and the last name was changed… How coincidental.
The Sentient Houseplant7.26.10 @ 12:07am
Apparently, Worley sold his soul to the devil after this incident, and in return for forgetting this, he would be a demon in service to the devil for eternity.
BooferLahoya8.15.10 @ 5:12pm
Maybe he ran out of electric cord for the fighting fat old and burn word… So many naked burned fat people laying in pieces and did anyone notice he was talking to himself
ModelOZX8.22.10 @ 10:50pm
I just noticed that my phone is strikingly similar to the one Brian is holding.
Wait a minute, that a stupid comment.
Toasted9.07.10 @ 9:53pm
This one should really be titled “Brian confronts new technology”.
forgetmenow3.09.10 @ 1:19am
Perfect music choice.
nerozero3.09.10 @ 4:16am
But I thought he was a Demon…
Mr Ugly3.09.10 @ 4:17am
even demons have their limits
Junkyard3.09.10 @ 4:55am
Something about how he’s typing on that cell phone is cracking me up.
ME3.09.10 @ 6:50am
...And that’s how Flip-A-Porker was invented.
Failed Punchline3.09.10 @ 7:11am
Genius.
burned obese people.
great image.
jo3.09.10 @ 9:15am
jon worley is delicious
ME3.09.10 @ 9:46am
Wow, I didn’t even see the “Burn Ward” part until FP pointed it out.
sara3.09.10 @ 12:21pm
stabbity, phone. stabbity.
ME3.09.10 @ 12:41pm
Yeah, perhaps Brian’s picturing someone naked, and stabbing his phone at the thought.
James3.09.10 @ 3:54pm
Hahahaha, the music from The Dark Knight completes this one.
Gamecube3.09.10 @ 7:01pm
hahah nice!!
Ian3.09.10 @ 8:21pm
EWWWWWW!!!!!
MineTruly3.09.10 @ 9:22pm
The “picture the audience naked” “oops, the audience is FAT/OLD/ETC” joke has been done, but the BURN WARD bit was a good touch.
StratgemPics3.10.10 @ 8:56am
Bahahahah genious
Tori3.10.10 @ 12:59pm
even pure evil couldnt stomach that
R.A.I.U.3.10.10 @ 6:11pm
poor guy :(
imagine clowns next time
linko3.12.10 @ 5:34pm
Worse… or Worsley?
And for a moment there, I thought he was going to talk in front of a bunch of kids.
xxemiliahxx3.12.10 @ 8:33pm
it appears that jon’s hair is going slightly gray…
That Guy3.12.10 @ 10:45pm
Poor John Worley D:
The OTHER Brian3.29.10 @ 12:49pm
Jon Worley has to be the best part for that. He was perfect, especially at the end
Tinkerbell4.12.10 @ 10:10am
the guy in the black t shirt needs to use his pointingfinger to type on his cell. haha, funnsies! ^^
jp5.05.10 @ 6:47pm
I was born Jon Worley but later got adopted and the last name was changed… How coincidental.
The Sentient Houseplant7.26.10 @ 12:07am
Apparently, Worley sold his soul to the devil after this incident, and in return for forgetting this, he would be a demon in service to the devil for eternity.
BooferLahoya8.15.10 @ 5:12pm
Maybe he ran out of electric cord for the fighting fat old and burn word… So many naked burned fat people laying in pieces and did anyone notice he was talking to himself
ModelOZX8.22.10 @ 10:50pm
I just noticed that my phone is strikingly similar to the one Brian is holding.
Wait a minute, that a stupid comment.
Toasted9.07.10 @ 9:53pm
This one should really be titled “Brian confronts new technology”.
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