Just Because

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It is, however, a bank holiday. And her father was a banker, before a donkey kicked him in the solar plexus and killed him on impact. He died in a field of dandelions, but they buried him with pink roses on November 16th, in a rumpled powder blue dress shirt, with a funeral procession led by a red sedan with limited trunk space. Just saying: He could've gone with that if he had any memory.

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  • nguyenhaiduya 05.28.14 @ 7:54pm

    The video was funny but the description made me laugh even harder! may tro thinh cho nguoi gia, máy xông khí dung, cân sức khỏe, may huyet ap, may do duong huyet

  • duong1212 05.17.14 @ 2:52am
  • Jamal 04.14.12 @ 12:03am

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  • StickySam 12.03.11 @ 8:14pm

    One of my absolute favorites on the site. Me and my friends quote this ALL the time.

  • aw yeah 11.20.10 @ 7:09pm

    did anyone else notice the picture on the calendar?

  • The Sentient Houseplant 11.19.10 @ 2:03pm

    Beats the hell outta asking her.

  • Mr Forgetful 11.19.10 @ 1:19pm

    Roses are red,
    Violets are…
    They’re…um..
    ummmmmmmm….
    ....FUCK!

  • rekzie 11.19.10 @ 1:57am

    I absolutely LOVE this one!!! Michael’s performance is THE SHIT… hahaha Love the idea and love the actual vid!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!! =)

  • Perp 11.18.10 @ 9:35pm

    Funny 5sf, funny descrip, and autoplay is back! Thanks, 5sf! This85 really made my day!

  • haha 11.18.10 @ 2:58pm

    Eventually it’ll pay44 off, until he forgets again and does this next year.

  • lukie 11.18.10 @ 2:55pm

    Dude!  the video was funny but the description made me laugh even harder!

  • your mom 11.18.10 @ 2:20pm

    i totally approve of this… its the best way to find out again (without her ever realizing what youre doing, after all women have no brains. right?)

  • Jennete McCurdy 11.18.10 @ 2:20pm

    where r u guys in the u.s. this is my fav website legit

  • futhermucker 11.18.10 @ 11:22am

    I have done this before91. But my girlfriend was ugly, so I fed her to the Meeps. Saved me a ton of money on flowers. Then I met your Mom.

  • Hunter 11.18.10 @ 5:41am

    Where did that thumbs up button go?  I give this a hit

  • YES 11.18.10 @ 4:50am

    YES SO DOING THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND

  • Mike 11.18.10 @ 3:49am

    ITS MR. FORGETFUL!!!!

  • JUSST BECAAUSEE! 11.18.10 @ 2:37am

    ...you’re HIV positive. the flowers do no justice47

  • Mr Obvious 11.18.10 @ 1:41am

    I was going to observe 1st, in fact I shall88.

  • pahlo 11.18.10 @ 12:09am

    Every day is an anniversary. “Happy 289-day anniversary, babe! Here’s to another 289 more.”

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