Keeping You Safe

Unfortunately, shark people weren’t banned from entering Britain, and now they’ve run amok. Just another inconvenience for the Hardest Working Man in the House.

moog5.14.09 @ 11:09pm

Holy shit it’s Tom Watson from West Bromwich East!!!

SJK5.14.09 @ 11:21pm

You’ve got my vote.

Merlin5.15.09 @ 1:54am

Fair enough Tom. I wouldn’t want someone like that going through my expenses either. Looked as nasty as the Revenue and Customs self assessment people.

PA5.15.09 @ 3:26am

Great punch, Tom!

jubbs5.15.09 @ 6:54am

I was hoping it was an ad for Landshark Lager.

I GUESS Tom Watson’s cool. I guess.

indy5.15.09 @ 8:00am

I checked, there were indeed fins. Such evolution!

Philistine5.15.09 @ 9:58am

jawsome.

farrand5.15.09 @ 10:02am

YES Tom Watson!!!! awesome!!

Your Biological Father5.15.09 @ 10:53am

I am impressed by the level of makeup/costuming for a 5-second film.

name:5.15.09 @ 11:39am

who the hell is tom watson?

Obvious Question? Ask the Internet5.15.09 @ 12:04pm

Who is Tom Watson, of West Bromwich East?
If only we had some sort of invention that put the world’s information at our finger tips. Like some little spot you could type in words and then it would just retrieve all the related information about those words. Some sort of world spanning….net….or web…..where you could just hit a button…..

zambo5.15.09 @ 3:29pm

Whoa… where did this super kick ass new site come from all of sudden?

donyuda5.15.09 @ 4:14pm

Whoa hoa!!!!! Look at the new site roll! Now we can watch Jacky Gleason while we eat!

P.S. Tom Watson is the man!

zambo5.15.09 @ 4:18pm

back to the future. you win, don yuda. you win.

Jesse5.15.09 @ 4:22pm

Okay, I want to see a 5 second war between Gorlac and the Hyper Intelligent Shark People.

tricky pete5.15.09 @ 4:39pm

I second Jesse’s comment!!!! That films would be even better than the highly anticiapated Mega Shark vs. Giant Squid!

c monkey5.15.09 @ 5:29pm

Those Sharkmen are da bomb. Serious. New site? Also bomb.

Jeff5.15.09 @ 6:35pm

Those hyper intelligent shark people must have one hell of a time brushing their teeth.

Sweet new site, by the way.

Kevin5.15.09 @ 10:45pm

Classy site!

kelsey5.15.09 @ 11:54pm

DAMN!!!! This is a HOT new website!! SEXY! Shark people… also sexy!!

Grant Joy5.16.09 @ 12:04am

great new site!

SJK5.16.09 @ 12:14am

New website is amazing.

shiva guru5.16.09 @ 10:23pm

woo…..such a nice & wonderful site

Enabsflow5.17.09 @ 8:06am

I wish I had a Tom Watson. All I have is my lame friend Ron W. I agree with donyouda, zambo, your biological father, and everyone that said the new site was the bomb. That, and maybe have Johny Quickdeath at a peting zoo with rabid shark people.

Felix5.22.09 @ 9:03pm

I want a Tom Watson for MY house!

andrew J.5.25.09 @ 4:51pm

hey looks like the numa guy

SpoonMan6.24.09 @ 7:47pm

LOL… Tom Watson!

StingrayinaCan6.26.09 @ 5:53am

Hey, stingrays are related to sharks, and Tom Watson, I don’t appreciate you punchin’ around my brethren ...
No, I’m kiddin’. Those hyperintellligent shark-people are annoying as hell. I mean, have you ever been to a shark rave? I tell you, once the hyperintelligent shark-people show up, it all goes to hell in a handbasket. Those douchebags always request songs like Soulja Boy, where there’s a specific dance to it. We’re fish, we can’t do people dances. Punch ‘em up all you want Tom Watson. I salute you!

Jelly..7.30.09 @ 7:31am

Haha.
wat the fuk r thoose alien type things.
lolz.

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Wish8.11.09 @ 8:28pm

Dammit Watson, not everyone imagines a greater being! Keep to your business, and I’ll help the others!

I Ate A Milf :D?9.11.09 @ 6:57pm

Haha.
There fucking shark people if your deaf.
lolz.
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MineTruly2.12.10 @ 3:51pm

NICE makeup job!

The teeth are FANTASTIC, and you did a great job on the full-body costumes, too! That must’ve taken a lot of effort! Good job!

Timmy Don't Piss On That!4.20.10 @ 7:49pm

Again…WHO THE HELL IS Tom Fuckin’ Wattson. I have no idea who this guy is but i love his middle name.