Kelsey’s New Boyfriend
A rigorous screening process is necessary before you can become Kelsey's boyfriend and thus our new buddy. You must submit yourself to five hours of porch questions, a head-shaving, a new hat of our choice, and salsa lessons, all of which are non-negotiable.
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Worth it to date Kelsey.
these16 are some creepy questions… I’m not sure I could answer even one of them.
“Nice belt. Ever killed a man?” Should be a t-shirt.
Challenge accepted.
Lead28 on and ask me your questions porch keepers, I’m not afraid!
@wpk914 behind “Nice shoes; wanna fuck?”
I’m struggling to think of a context where it’s okay to say “want to take a shower at the public pool?”.
I have a feeling34 that they only did that to him because he was black.
I think Worley asks “Does she bleach” but that may just be my dirty assho- I mean mind.
what is the 2nd question?
“Nice belt; ever killed a man?” might be the greatest things ever uttered.
nice, learn a lot
Evil ex-boyfriends?
schools69
In during shitstorm.
Personally, I think it’s nice that Kelsey’s got47 such protective friends, making sure that only the best date their only brunette amiga.
It’s always Brian with the easy questions….
Is that guy in The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down?
Brian, my little sister just got a new boyfriend, if I fly us into Chicago will you ask him the same question?
I would love to see what comes16 when olivia meets kelseys new boyfriend….or when olivia gets a boyfriend
So what does one have16 to do to become Olivias Boyfriend?
“If you wanna be my lover…” :D
This is salsaaaaa.
No…
No…
That’s not true…
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I rate22 this 8/10.
Loved it!