Knife Club
We meet on Wednesdays to find out about hot new knives everyone's talking about, do a little catching up, and of course have a bit of wine. Every now and then, a few people forget the rule about stabbing in the back, but otherwise it's a gas. (Today's prompt brought to you by @Hobcockie)
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@ Dan… I like this better
Clearly this tweeter was referring to the genius weapon combination of a knife and a club combined.
Too bad the club had to stop their weekly meetings, even sadder because it was the very first one
I missed the point.
It sounds like *puts on sunglasses* that Brian was a little on edge…
I give this 10 stabs and 3 lacerations.
That’s not a knife club. THIS is a knife club.
*holds up a bat with a knife taped to the end.
You can’t have it. It’s MY knife club. MINE!
One of them accidentally took a knife to a gun club.
They shot him.
He was an asshole, though.
@some guy “Do you not get the point of knife club?”
I don’t get any point of this video. Of course, its becauase I have never been stabbed before
So many to stab, so little time….
/I give this video five lacerated jugular veins.
They should think about reviewing those knives that MEP fell on when he slipped on that banana peel.
knife the point of knife club?
What did Brian say after the stabbing? All I got was “point of knife club”.
First rule of Knife Club: You talk about knives at Knife Club.
Second rule of Knife Club: You TALK about knives at Knife Club!
Third rule of Knife Club: Someone yells “crap, I told the sitter I would be back at 10:30!”, knife club is over.
Fourth rule of Knife Club: No practice stabs
Fifth rule of Knife Club: One knife at a time.
Sixth rule of Knife Club: No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Seventh rule of Knife Club: Knives will be as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Knife Club: If this is your first night at Knife Club, you have to knife!
First rule of Knife Club: You do not talk about Knife Club.
Second rule of Knife Club: You do NOT talk about Knife Club!
Third rule of Knife Club: Someone yells STOP, knife fight is over.
Fourth rule of Knife Club: Only two guys or girls to a knife fight.
Fifth rule of Knife Club: One knife fight at a time.
Sixth rule of Knife Club: No shirts. No shoes.
Seventh rule of Knife Club: Knife fights will go on as long as they have to.
Eighth and final rule of Knife Club: If this is your first night at Knife Club, you have to STAB someone: YOURSELF!
What an EDGY club.
holy shit am i first?