Late For Work
From: Chaz Michaelson (boss@newsolutionscorp.com) RE: Job performance
Hello Collin,
Just wanted to let you know you're up for review. Some of your co-workers, who shall remain anonymous, have filed several complaints that you're proving to be a disruption at work. Is there any particular reason you scream "Uhh" at the top of your lungs for the duration of your time at work each day? If you're confused about your action items, there are procedures for dealing with that as we discussed at last week's staff meeting. There's no need to be disruptive by voicing your confusion for 8 hours straight. Please see me tomorrow.
Thanks, Chaz
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Lifechanging! Should be. For most. I realized this before.
As is the day, the (pre)life is. A blink. So GET ready for eternity.
This is a fantastic film. A true classic. Universal in scope. I actually lived this today, when I was called in to work on an off-day…. and I wasn’t ready to work at all!
Fucking Awsome!
The sequel to this should be “Bender”, starring Paul in a weekend long drunken vomiting spree.
this is exactly how I felt yesterday
Класс! Смотрю уже сотый раз!
awesome! you guys are awesome
i love it
Genius.
...and now I’ve just shown Reddit. :D
I’ve shown this to soooo many people hahahha
Someone needs to remix this with Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Aww, the description doesn’t fit in the new site.
This is the best one ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant stop watching
This is just awesome.
This is the best movie of all times!
Великие режиссёры нервно курят в углу.
Best 5 sec film so far
This is hilarious! It must have been loads of work to be on location to film all those split-second cuts for this. Fantastic job.
And if it just me, or do I really wanna fuck this guy?
Probably my favorite ever
wow, he must have a really REALLY long breath.
I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!! Everytime i see it i laugh my ass off! ITS FUNNY!! AND ITS ONLY 5 SECONDS!!!
YYour vidio was shown in russian TV show great i like it :D
This is great!
Круто, рябятишки жгут!!! 1000 баллов за идею!!!
*That’s cool!
I watch this every morning to get ready for the day ahead.
hahaha, looks like everyone’s everyday trouble. If too late, just lay down and continue your dreams. It’s late anyway.
JAJA! Esto me hizo reir. Lo que no entiendo es porque escriben en idiomas que no entiendo…
Freaking hilarious!
freaking hilarious! Love it!
I’ve never watched such a deeply spiritual and inspirational video.
Yeah. That is me every time I’m late for work. lol I showed this to my wife and she busted out laughing.
That’s my future. FUCK. hahaha
think this might be your Sargent Pepper, it will surely echo through history.
Everyone who sees this (who’s ever had a shitty job) will be instantly grateful to find they’re not alone.Lovely story. Very heartwarming. Keep them coming please.thanks for sharing with us
Who hasn’t had a day like that?
THE BEST! Really great!
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Lol…. Nice work lads. I feel like yelling “FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK” everytime I go to college.
Did anyone else notice that they stole this from Futurama Season 6 Episode 1 where robot Leela finds out she’s a
robot?http://www.vbox7.com/play:1d4c9b84
Look at the 9:40 mark. Also this episode aired before. This episode aired before the 5secfilm.
Brought to you by the number J
Go Day 9!!!!
Day[9] brought me here.
hahaha I love how this a summary of WAY too many people’s lives…then again, this shit was basically the inspiration for Fight Club, so it works out.
Either way, this is beyond hilarious :D
존 갈트가 누구야?
they’re ripping you off without giving you credit.
Absolutely cool movie! simple but so great! it deserves to be the subject of written papers.
That’s me every Monday-Friday. Saturday-Sunday it’s: SOOOOON OOOOF A BIIITCH
He drops some cereal from the spoon into his lap…
Subtle…NICE!
Yeah, I do that when I’m late, too.
I almost died laughing so hard.
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he is so good looking. I can’t tell if I’m more pleased by the idea of someone bellowing at the top of their lungs while photocopying or by how cute he is.
That’s me tomorrow morning and the next and the n…!
it;s so musical! this should have a techno remix!
I know the melody of his voice by heart now. Every time I watch this video, I sing along!
Is there something wrong with me?
Such a funny one! LOL
I wish they had done crossfades in their audio, Even just 1 frame fades so that it wouldn’t pop on every cut.
^ DDD
so good! FuuuuuuuuuuuuucK !
Not only is this guy adorable but this video is hilarious :D
this is gonna be me on my first day of college.
Very cooool !!! ))))))
Say kyle, you get that report done?
Oh, excuse me for a minute
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
fuck you yankees!
ynnuf
that was funny…some people’s names are funnier than te actual videos.
This is me everyday goin to and from school.
GENIUS
Just brilliant! What else I may say!!!
Oh!Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! End
so funny from S.korea
this is me life. on the weekdays. but ‘tis the weekend so instead of fuck, i just yell bitch the whole day.
Jeje, este es el mejor
best one
what the shit, I’ve seen this one loads of times but I’ve just noticed he’s got a boner when he’s standing by the printer
O_O
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Unreal. Thank you for giving my day justice
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
...ck!
good boy
Rulez! 8-)
I loled.
Also, we have the same alarm clock.
Spectacular!!
Fukken great job done. Complete one-day story, shrinked to the time what usually takes to see the arrows on watch.
omg he is soooo cute!
WOah!
That’s kinda COOOOL!!!!
What? 10:20? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Absolutely great and so True for everyone of us whose working… for somebody else.
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK!
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A gem of perfection in describing every day for most of us. Whether U wear a suit or a uniform, you still go thru waaay too many daze like this. I watched this maybe 50 times b/c it was just SO perfect. Thank you to whoever made this!
that was fuuuuuuuucking awesome
OMFG.
I’ve been scrolling around randoms ALL night, and I am like choking from laugher after watching this one.
Best one eveeeeeer
This had me laughing so hard and continues to do so every time I watch it. GREAT JOB!!
this movie cured my diabetes
Everybody who is working for a boss has the same thing. We’re fucking slaves to society for real, only difference is that the whip is replaced by bills, tickets and tax…we gotta do something about this.
Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-ucking outstanding!
Ahahahaha, I am sore from laughing too hard, and the OTHER brians comment “I would love to be the guy walking in while he was waiting for the copier when he was in the middle of his huge fuck.” tipped me over the edge, ROFL I haven’t laughed this hard since the last time I read the original DO NOT WANT saga (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html). ahahahaha
ahahahhaah super…
I think everyone of us can relate to this film. Touching and deeply relating to the audience. 8/10
that is awsome! I can watch it hundret times a day ...
There have been days I’ve wanted to scream a single long “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK” from the moment I wake to the moment I lose consciousness.
That’s the nice thing about 5sf, is you can RELATE to the characters’ strife.
hehehehe)))))) Fucking awesome!
i came here and see koreans talking. ??! why~??~!
quite popular huh?
holy fuck this is fucking awesome as fuck