Late For Work
From: Chaz Michaelson (.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address))
RE: Job performance
Hello Collin,
Just wanted to let you know you’re up for review. Some of your co-workers, who shall remain anonymous, have filed several complaints that you’re proving to be a disruption at work. Is there any particular reason you scream “Uhh” at the top of your lungs for the duration of your time at work each day? If you’re confused about your action items, there are procedures for dealing with that as we discussed at last week’s staff meeting. There’s no need to be disruptive by voicing your confusion for 8 hours straight. Please see me tomorrow.
Thanks,
Chaz


lolFurry10.22.09 @ 12:12am
That’s me every day
pain10.22.09 @ 12:41am
Deeply familer
MJ10.22.09 @ 4:46am
Is he charging through everything like a mustang with Tabasco in its rectum because he’s late or because he realized this is real life?
MJ10.22.09 @ 4:49am
Also, would love to see this as a running gag where he’s walking with a folder in the background breaking out the ‘UUHHH,’ perhaps in conjunction with Renegade Pervert or Johnny Quickdeath or both.
Jeff10.22.09 @ 5:45am
I woke up late today and am missing class, and this is the first site I check. Perfection.
Jim10.22.09 @ 8:52am
fucking amazing
CS10.22.09 @ 8:57am
haha YESS! yea brother bear!
The OTHER, OTHER Brian10.22.09 @ 9:04am
Watching this video just made me late for work:
“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”
Arabian10.22.09 @ 9:21am
Seriously. Fuck. I hate work.
D10.22.09 @ 10:04am
spectacular work, men
Amy4Birds10.22.09 @ 12:40pm
Pure awesomeness.
Helper10.22.09 @ 12:40pm
absolute greatness from the cinematographer.
Gotta be me fave
The OTHER Brian10.22.09 @ 1:28pm
I would love to be the guy walking in while he was waiting for the copier when he was in the middle of his huge fuck. I would have harmonized with him.
Kevin10.22.09 @ 2:15pm
Wow. New favorite.
Ben10.22.09 @ 2:22pm
Please let this be a prediction of more good ones. This is the best one since the flip-a-baby.
Scott10.22.09 @ 3:30pm
Love it.
Been there.
That Guy From That Place10.22.09 @ 3:49pm
Best one in a long while.
the one and only...10.22.09 @ 3:54pm
MJ is right. they should make a five second film of this guy frm the other perspective: he’s screaming at the copier while Brian rips his ears off (literally).
lobo10.22.09 @ 7:36pm
Brilliant fellas…..my new fave…
Joshua10.22.09 @ 8:08pm
Seriously the best one to date!
loler10.22.09 @ 8:49pm
LAMO * 1000000000000
Earthbreaker10.23.09 @ 4:55am
Fantastic!
Can we have this guy in the background more often please?
banana phone10.23.09 @ 5:40am
simply amazing
point overseer10.23.09 @ 8:55am
was this all in one breath?
Johnny D10.23.09 @ 12:18pm
holy shit!!
‘tis pure genius!
lod10.23.09 @ 1:10pm
one of the best ever.
David10.23.09 @ 1:13pm
I LOL’D SOOOO HARD!
GW Crawford10.23.09 @ 3:51pm
I have enjoyed this site but never posted before. I actually had tears rolling down my face from this one… It was funny to watch but then I read the tagline… and every time I even think about it, I start laughing again… I can’t breath,e you assholes…
Shmoe10.23.09 @ 3:55pm
wow that was incredible haha. I need a cigarette
MilkMan10.23.09 @ 4:07pm
I watch 5 times and its still funny lllllloooooolllllll
T-bone10.23.09 @ 5:25pm
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Beanz10.23.09 @ 6:09pm
Art!
Fuck10.23.09 @ 9:05pm
Trying to eat cereal.. Har.
Vurtax10.24.09 @ 6:33am
Wow that has to be one of the best since Don’t thinko de mayo
NielsBohr10.24.09 @ 7:40am
This expression on his face is just priceless:
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1641/fuuuuuuuuuuck.jpg
Stevie-G10.24.09 @ 2:55pm
LOL this stuff is funny.
Alli10.25.09 @ 12:40pm
so funny
nub10.25.09 @ 2:51pm
get raped
Pulatso10.27.09 @ 5:11am
Funny, but a little too close to “Wolverine in 30 seconds”. Look it up on College Humor.
Dan10.27.09 @ 6:00pm
Funny as hell, as usual. Awesome stuff, guys.
Brianz10.29.09 @ 5:32pm
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH——
Z (yes, it's actually my name. -_-)10.29.09 @ 9:04pm
OMG that was fucking amazing!!! Thoroughly brilliant!!! Totally how I feel every day when I’m late. hahahahahaha
Laura10.29.09 @ 9:07pm
Hahaha, I loved this one. It’s pretty depressing if you stop and think about it
The Maestro11.05.09 @ 9:25pm
I like that he still does his morning routine even though he’s super late for work. LOL
Chris11.09.09 @ 7:36am
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
so awesome
dickhead (the hot sause)11.09.09 @ 2:01pm
he has the lungs of an opera singer
LuxLethaL12.04.09 @ 4:38pm
LOL , awesome xD
Your Mum12.09.09 @ 11:23am
This has never happened to me.
Wait, oh my god, im late for work. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I cant swear
Vic12.11.09 @ 6:31am
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk
Morpheus12.13.09 @ 1:19am
Oh God my life…
Batton12.13.09 @ 9:13am
cool!
Alex12.16.09 @ 6:39pm
hey….your embed dos’t work…...
underexposed12.29.09 @ 2:13am
everyday ... the same thing… i see the time, but just not enough strenght to get up! fuck!
Georgij12.30.09 @ 1:27am
Ahah, fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUk
deutoplasm12.30.09 @ 5:41am
Wow! I have that exact same clock/radio.
Richwood1.05.10 @ 6:13pm
Oh.. FUUUUUUUUUUUuUuUuUUUUuuUuuuUCk.
dimix1.07.10 @ 9:48am
so funny!!! ahaha!
재밌네1.08.10 @ 1:48am
재밌어
Azoth1.08.10 @ 10:13pm
So funny!!!!! lololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololol
WT Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ( kikikikikikikiki )1.09.10 @ 12:53am
아 그냥 웃음밖에 안나온다 ( Only luagh !! )
jin-young1.09.10 @ 11:07pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그레이트!
amin1.10.10 @ 3:32am
really every day
berkan1.10.10 @ 2:31pm
comments are funnier than the video itself.
sso1.12.10 @ 7:23am
완전 대박!!
Oh, Ffu~~~~~~~~~~uck!!
Fuck으로 시작해서 Fuck으로 끝나는 고달픈 직장인의 하루를 섬뜩하리 만치 날카롭게 묘사한 금세기 최고의 작품.
beoreoji1.15.10 @ 12:40am
아 씨발,, 존~나 짱이다!
a.yolov1.15.10 @ 2:24am
brilliant
Sweed1.15.10 @ 4:00am
великолепно! уже стало вирусным это видео в самой популярной русскоязычной социальной сети - http://vk.com
sgijoe1.17.10 @ 8:52am
When you love what you do, and that happens to be your job… this cycle stops.
karenzita1.18.10 @ 2:30pm
hahahaha fuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~ck
zzzZZzZZZZZZzZZZZ it’s funny (: LOL….
q pndjo! pro sta ntretnido el video
n___n sii, scribo en spañol xk nadie mas lo ac ¬_¬
Maddison1.23.10 @ 10:41am
I just screamed out of amazement.
Frank Drakman1.23.10 @ 3:14pm
I think this might be your Sargent Pepper, it will surely echo through history.
Everyone who sees this (who’s ever had a shitty job) will be instantly grateful to find they’re not alone.
Every day I wake up like this…exactly like this.
meep2.01.10 @ 8:18pm
I like how you still take a shower and eat breakfast even though you’re late.
Nikolay2.02.10 @ 7:40am
THE BEST! :D
Просто супер!
attila2.02.10 @ 3:50pm
echt der hammer… auch nach dem 10ten mal muss ich lachen!!!
Me2.04.10 @ 10:44am
holy fuck this is fucking awesome as fuck
korean2.06.10 @ 3:36am
i came here and see koreans talking. ??! why~??~!
quite popular huh?
IvanMonster2.09.10 @ 12:47pm
hehehehe)))))) Fucking awesome!
MineTruly2.17.10 @ 2:58pm
There have been days I’ve wanted to scream a single long “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK” from the moment I wake to the moment I lose consciousness.
That’s the nice thing about 5sf, is you can RELATE to the characters’ strife.
david2.17.10 @ 3:09pm
that is awsome! I can watch it hundret times a day ...
cronin_burger2.19.10 @ 3:10pm
I think everyone of us can relate to this film. Touching and deeply relating to the audience. 8/10
konteyner2.25.10 @ 8:22am
ahahahhaah super…
Dual2.26.10 @ 6:10am
Ahahahaha, I am sore from laughing too hard, and the OTHER brians comment “I would love to be the guy walking in while he was waiting for the copier when he was in the middle of his huge fuck.” tipped me over the edge, ROFL I haven’t laughed this hard since the last time I read the original DO NOT WANT saga (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html). ahahahaha
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ2.28.10 @ 6:11am
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Tate Fletcher3.02.10 @ 6:15pm
Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-ucking outstanding!
TruthBeKNown3.11.10 @ 11:47am
Everybody who is working for a boss has the same thing. We’re fucking slaves to society for real, only difference is that the whip is replaced by bills, tickets and tax…we gotta do something about this.
piggy3.12.10 @ 4:02pm
this movie cured my diabetes
Joe3.16.10 @ 9:05am
This had me laughing so hard and continues to do so every time I watch it. GREAT JOB!!
Josh3.17.10 @ 2:25am
OMFG.
I’ve been scrolling around randoms ALL night, and I am like choking from laugher after watching this one.
Best one eveeeeeer
Mike3.17.10 @ 5:24pm
that was fuuuuuuuucking awesome
LJ3.18.10 @ 9:46pm
A gem of perfection in describing every day for most of us. Whether U wear a suit or a uniform, you still go thru waaay too many daze like this. I watched this maybe 50 times b/c it was just SO perfect. Thank you to whoever made this!
PopCultureMaiden3.22.10 @ 9:25am
That’s my day today. Oh, I’m sorry: “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….”
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조선3.26.10 @ 7:51am
좆니. 씨발. 벌렁벌렁 니미 웃어봐.
got3.26.10 @ 7:56am
Просто супер!
fewangel3.26.10 @ 7:59am
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK!
fewangel3.26.10 @ 8:01am
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK!
鳩山由紀夫内閣3.26.10 @ 8:04am
鳩山由紀夫首相は26日、10年度予算成立を受けた記者会見に臨み、内閣支持率の下落傾向について「深刻に受け止めるべきだと理解している」と強い危機感を示した。ただ、鳩山政権が抱える郵政改革案や「政治とカネ」の問題を巡る発言は揺れ動き、今夏の参院選を控え、首相の焦りばかりが空回りしている印象は否めなかった。(
FAfa3.27.10 @ 12:35am
Absolutely great and so True for everyone of us whose working… for somebody else.
Nervo3.27.10 @ 10:56am
WOah!
That’s kinda COOOOL!!!!
What? 10:20? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Артем3.29.10 @ 10:43am
В нашем варианте можно было проорать
БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯДЬ!!!
omg3.29.10 @ 5:11pm
omg he is soooo cute!
http://5sf.at/468
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