Late For Work

Left Right

From: Chaz Michaelson (.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address))
RE: Job performance

Hello Collin,

Just wanted to let you know you’re up for review. Some of your co-workers, who shall remain anonymous, have filed several complaints that you’re proving to be a disruption at work. Is there any particular reason you scream “Uhh” at the top of your lungs for the duration of your time at work each day? If you’re confused about your action items, there are procedures for dealing with that as we discussed at last week’s staff meeting. There’s no need to be disruptive by voicing your confusion for 8 hours straight. Please see me tomorrow.

Thanks,
Chaz

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lolFurry10.22.09 @ 12:12am

That’s me every day

pain10.22.09 @ 12:41am

Deeply familer

MJ10.22.09 @ 4:46am

Is he charging through everything like a mustang with Tabasco in its rectum because he’s late or because he realized this is real life?

MJ10.22.09 @ 4:49am

Also, would love to see this as a running gag where he’s walking with a folder in the background breaking out the ‘UUHHH,’ perhaps in conjunction with Renegade Pervert or Johnny Quickdeath or both.

Jeff10.22.09 @ 5:45am

I woke up late today and am missing class, and this is the first site I check.  Perfection.

Jim10.22.09 @ 8:52am

fucking amazing

CS10.22.09 @ 8:57am

haha YESS! yea brother bear!

The OTHER, OTHER Brian10.22.09 @ 9:04am

Watching this video just made me late for work:

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”

Arabian10.22.09 @ 9:21am

Seriously.  Fuck.  I hate work.

D10.22.09 @ 10:04am

spectacular work, men

Amy4Birds10.22.09 @ 12:40pm

Pure awesomeness.

Helper10.22.09 @ 12:40pm

absolute greatness from the cinematographer.
Gotta be me fave

The OTHER Brian10.22.09 @ 1:28pm

I would love to be the guy walking in while he was waiting for the copier when he was in the middle of his huge fuck. I would have harmonized with him.

Kevin10.22.09 @ 2:15pm

Wow. New favorite.

Ben10.22.09 @ 2:22pm

Please let this be a prediction of more good ones. This is the best one since the flip-a-baby.

Scott10.22.09 @ 3:30pm

Love it.

Been there.

That Guy From That Place10.22.09 @ 3:49pm

Best one in a long while.

the one and only...10.22.09 @ 3:54pm

MJ is right. they should make a five second film of this guy frm the other perspective: he’s screaming at the copier while Brian rips his ears off (literally).

lobo10.22.09 @ 7:36pm

Brilliant fellas…..my new fave…

Joshua10.22.09 @ 8:08pm

Seriously the best one to date!

loler10.22.09 @ 8:49pm

LAMO *  1000000000000

Earthbreaker10.23.09 @ 4:55am

Fantastic!

Can we have this guy in the background more often please?

banana phone10.23.09 @ 5:40am

simply amazing

point overseer10.23.09 @ 8:55am

was this all in one breath?

Johnny D10.23.09 @ 12:18pm

holy shit!!
‘tis pure genius!

lod10.23.09 @ 1:10pm

one of the best ever.

David10.23.09 @ 1:13pm

I LOL’D SOOOO HARD!

GW Crawford10.23.09 @ 3:51pm

I have enjoyed this site but never posted before. I actually had tears rolling down my face from this one… It was funny to watch but then I read the tagline… and every time I even think about it, I start laughing again… I can’t breath,e you assholes…

Shmoe10.23.09 @ 3:55pm

wow that was incredible haha. I need a cigarette

MilkMan10.23.09 @ 4:07pm

I watch 5 times and its still funny lllllloooooolllllll

T-bone10.23.09 @ 5:25pm

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Beanz10.23.09 @ 6:09pm

Art!

Fuck10.23.09 @ 9:05pm

Trying to eat cereal.. Har.

Vurtax10.24.09 @ 6:33am

Wow that has to be one of the best since Don’t thinko de mayo

NielsBohr10.24.09 @ 7:40am

This expression on his face is just priceless:

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1641/fuuuuuuuuuuck.jpg

Stevie-G10.24.09 @ 2:55pm

LOL this stuff is funny.

Alli10.25.09 @ 12:40pm

so funny

nub10.25.09 @ 2:51pm

get raped

Pulatso10.27.09 @ 5:11am

Funny, but a little too close to “Wolverine in 30 seconds”. Look it up on College Humor.

Dan10.27.09 @ 6:00pm

Funny as hell, as usual. Awesome stuff, guys.

Brianz10.29.09 @ 5:32pm

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH——

Z (yes, it's actually my name. -_-)10.29.09 @ 9:04pm

OMG that was fucking amazing!!! Thoroughly brilliant!!! Totally how I feel every day when I’m late. hahahahahaha

Laura10.29.09 @ 9:07pm

Hahaha, I loved this one. It’s pretty depressing if you stop and think about it raspberry

The Maestro11.05.09 @ 9:25pm

I like that he still does his morning routine even though he’s super late for work. LOL

Chris11.09.09 @ 7:36am

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
so awesome

dickhead (the hot sause)11.09.09 @ 2:01pm

he has the lungs of an opera singer

LuxLethaL12.04.09 @ 4:38pm

LOL , awesome xD

Your Mum12.09.09 @ 11:23am

This has never happened to me.

Wait, oh my god, im late for work. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I cant swear

Vic12.11.09 @ 6:31am

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk

Morpheus12.13.09 @ 1:19am

Oh God my life…

Batton12.13.09 @ 9:13am

cool!

Alex12.16.09 @ 6:39pm

hey….your embed dos’t work…...

underexposed12.29.09 @ 2:13am

everyday ... the same thing… i see the time, but just not enough strenght to get up! fuck!

Georgij12.30.09 @ 1:27am

Ahah, fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUk

deutoplasm12.30.09 @ 5:41am

Wow!  I have that exact same clock/radio.

Richwood1.05.10 @ 6:13pm

Oh.. FUUUUUUUUUUUuUuUuUUUUuuUuuuUCk.

dimix1.07.10 @ 9:48am

so funny!!! ahaha!

재밌네1.08.10 @ 1:48am

재밌어

Azoth1.08.10 @ 10:13pm

So funny!!!!! lololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololol

WT Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ( kikikikikikikiki )1.09.10 @ 12:53am

아 그냥 웃음밖에 안나온다 ( Only luagh !! )

jin-young1.09.10 @ 11:07pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
그레이트!

amin1.10.10 @ 3:32am

really every day

berkan1.10.10 @ 2:31pm

comments are funnier than the video itself.

sso1.12.10 @ 7:23am

완전 대박!!
Oh, Ffu~~~~~~~~~~uck!!
Fuck으로 시작해서 Fuck으로 끝나는 고달픈 직장인의 하루를 섬뜩하리 만치 날카롭게 묘사한 금세기 최고의 작품.

beoreoji1.15.10 @ 12:40am

아 씨발,, 존~나 짱이다!

a.yolov1.15.10 @ 2:24am

brilliant smile

Sweed1.15.10 @ 4:00am

великолепно! уже стало вирусным это видео в самой популярной русскоязычной социальной сети - http://vk.com

sgijoe1.17.10 @ 8:52am

When you love what you do, and that happens to be your job… this cycle stops.

karenzita1.18.10 @ 2:30pm

hahahaha fuuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~ck
zzzZZzZZZZZZzZZZZ it’s funny (: LOL….
q pndjo! pro sta ntretnido el video
n___n sii, scribo en spañol xk nadie mas lo ac ¬_¬

Maddison1.23.10 @ 10:41am

I just screamed out of amazement.

Frank Drakman1.23.10 @ 3:14pm

I think this might be your Sargent Pepper, it will surely echo through history.
Everyone who sees this (who’s ever had a shitty job) will be instantly grateful to find they’re not alone.
Every day I wake up like this…exactly like this.

meep2.01.10 @ 8:18pm

I like how you still take a shower and eat breakfast even though you’re late.

Nikolay2.02.10 @ 7:40am

THE BEST! :D
Просто супер!

attila2.02.10 @ 3:50pm

echt der hammer… auch nach dem 10ten mal muss ich lachen!!!

Me2.04.10 @ 10:44am

holy fuck this is fucking awesome as fuck

korean2.06.10 @ 3:36am

i came here and see koreans talking. ??! why~??~!
quite popular huh?

IvanMonster2.09.10 @ 12:47pm

hehehehe)))))) Fucking awesome!

MineTruly2.17.10 @ 2:58pm

There have been days I’ve wanted to scream a single long “FUUUUUUUUUUUCK” from the moment I wake to the moment I lose consciousness.

That’s the nice thing about 5sf, is you can RELATE to the characters’ strife.

david2.17.10 @ 3:09pm

that is awsome! I can watch it hundret times a day ...

cronin_burger2.19.10 @ 3:10pm

I think everyone of us can relate to this film.  Touching and deeply relating to the audience.  8/10

konteyner2.25.10 @ 8:22am

ahahahhaah super…

Dual2.26.10 @ 6:10am

Ahahahaha, I am sore from laughing too hard, and the OTHER brians comment “I would love to be the guy walking in while he was waiting for the copier when he was in the middle of his huge fuck.” tipped me over the edge, ROFL I haven’t laughed this hard since the last time I read the original DO NOT WANT saga (http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html). ahahahaha

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ2.28.10 @ 6:11am

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Tate Fletcher3.02.10 @ 6:15pm

Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-ucking outstanding!

TruthBeKNown3.11.10 @ 11:47am

Everybody who is working for a boss has the same thing. We’re fucking slaves to society for real, only difference is that the whip is replaced by bills, tickets and tax…we gotta do something about this.

piggy3.12.10 @ 4:02pm

this movie cured my diabetes

Joe3.16.10 @ 9:05am

This had me laughing so hard and continues to do so every time I watch it. GREAT JOB!!

Josh3.17.10 @ 2:25am

OMFG.


I’ve been scrolling around randoms ALL night, and I am like choking from laugher after watching this one.

Best one eveeeeeer

Mike3.17.10 @ 5:24pm

that was fuuuuuuuucking awesome

LJ3.18.10 @ 9:46pm

A gem of perfection in describing every day for most of us. Whether U wear a suit or a uniform, you still go thru waaay too many daze like this. I watched this maybe 50 times b/c it was just SO perfect. Thank you to whoever made this!

PopCultureMaiden3.22.10 @ 9:25am

That’s my day today. Oh, I’m sorry: “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….”
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조선3.26.10 @ 7:51am

좆니. 씨발. 벌렁벌렁 니미 웃어봐.

got3.26.10 @ 7:56am

Просто супер!

fewangel3.26.10 @ 7:59am

FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK!

fewangel3.26.10 @ 8:01am

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucK!

鳩山由紀夫内閣3.26.10 @ 8:04am

鳩山由紀夫首相は26日、10年度予算成立を受けた記者会見に臨み、内閣支持率の下落傾向について「深刻に受け止めるべきだと理解している」と強い危機感を示した。ただ、鳩山政権が抱える郵政改革案や「政治とカネ」の問題を巡る発言は揺れ動き、今夏の参院選を控え、首相の焦りばかりが空回りしている印象は否めなかった。(

FAfa3.27.10 @ 12:35am

Absolutely great and so True for everyone of us whose working… for somebody else.

Nervo3.27.10 @ 10:56am

WOah!

That’s kinda COOOOL!!!!

What? 10:20? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Артем3.29.10 @ 10:43am

В нашем варианте можно было проорать
БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯДЬ!!!

omg3.29.10 @ 5:11pm

omg he is soooo cute!

http://5sf.at/468

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