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Everything went better than expected….kinda…
look how beautiful Kelsey is xx
You see the joke here is that some liberals are quick to label conservatives as prone to violence
But then again, you have lots of evidence for it. The Tea Party rallies have no violence and clean up after themselves and the OWS has rapetowns… wait, that is the opposite of what is SUPPOSED to happen
Love the video. The comment war makes me want to go out, get married and give my wife a black eye though.
MineTruly, states it perfectly. This is funny. DISTURBING, yes. (To any same person.) But the irony is there, they’re clearly makign fun of people who TELL Wife-Beater jokes, and not the women or the act of violence. That said… Man that still creeped me out.
and that makes it alright
I didn’t hit Kelsey, but when I showed her my fist, she looked95 too closely. Violence is bad MMMMmmmkay?
I just want to compliment Makeup, the bruising was amazingly well done! It really looked painful…
Ignoring the flame war above, I still can’t see that button fly off. What are you guys talking about?
It’s a joke for the love of God, and if your taking it too seriously then you obviously do not understand the definition of the word joke.
HEY!!! sometime ya just gotta beat em
Probably was, anyway great 5sf. I think it’s a moth in the second shot. It arcs upward.
Cecelia you left out some important information. Was your grandmother asking for it?
I would tap both of them, if you know what i mean
I love you guys
wow cant believe how many people got offended by five seconds of film.
Whee, thanks comment form, way to lose my paragraph breaks.
The fact is, any joke where we laugh at violence against women PROMOTES violence against women. They’ve done studies and discovered that men exposed to sexist jokes are less upset by abuse and rape of women than are men who were not exposed to the jokes.
That said, while this 5sf DOES do that kind of damage, it also expresses how big of taboo it is—the humor lies in the fact that we all know domestic violence is WRONG, and it’s funny because the family is so casual about it. The boyfriend clearly shows the reaction that any sane person would have. We know that the 5sf is being ironic, and the ultimate message is “abuse is absolutely wrong.”
Of course there are certain topics that offend certain people. The one where the mother preserved her baby in carbonite would horrify anyone whose baby died, but nobody complained about that. Then there are the suicide jokes that would upset those who have lost someone to suicide—or encourage people who are suicidal. But we laugh and don’t complain. Is it right or wrong? I’m not sure, but we’re certainly inconsistent if we complain, “oh, THIS one is offensive!”
Right or wrong, I thought this video was funny. And it didn’t encourage abuse as much as many wifebeater jokes do.
OH NO! The mother has a black eye!
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? -nothin you haven’t told her twice already!
Um, for those who don’t get it, what they’re making fun of here is that some families (usually conservatives) have a huge problem with a hickey or pre-marital sex, because they’re supposedly defending the “honor and purity” of the woman, but have no problem with “putting a woman in her place”, by violence if necessary. We’ve all met people like this. This is just mocking how f*cked up and hypocritical that attitude is.
Continuity error: the woman with the black eye is holding her drink up to her lips, but in the next shot she’s not all of a sudden.
Oh, and amazing video too.
I respect the fact that a member of the website responded in an even handed fashion. I’ll stop responding to this issue now.
While you have a strong point about everything else, Morgan, that link’s been there since day one.
The Link was added quite a bit after the film was put up (after people started complaining). Don’t try to be clever, people don’t get offended by humour, they get offended by issues. Domestic abuse is a 7:3 ratio to Women.
This video is funny. People who get offended by humor need to get off their high horses. The creators even included a link at the bottom for domestic violence. They realize that it is a real problem. By joking about it, and putting it on their site, they help to raise awareness.
Also, how is it the last stronghold of sexism? Domestic abuse can occur to men as well as women. Its spousal abuse.
@ The “Great” Kev
Terrible diction and an insult only used in America; something tells me you don’t appreciate other people’s opinions…
wow… ur a douche… its FUNNY, everything has an equal right to be funny… and if ya can’t understand that, ur a douche… really…
This is not going to be funny to people with abuse in their families. My grandmother was beat up her whole life in front of my mom. If you want to make this kind of stuff know your audience: people lucky enough to not know somebody who’s been abused or to have been abused themselves (who have little empathy). Humor is a powerful tool, and also the last stronghold of sexism.
hahaahha that guys expressions are priceless
I like the “Keep Clicking” link. <3
Somewhere in a parallel universe there’s a 5sf that goes:
Dad: Did he hit you?!
Girl: NO! It’s err…a hickey!
Dad: ...oh, ok.
Mom: *smiles with big red neck*
And everyone will be cool with this, because to them hickeys are all right…
Wait a minute…
It’s the silence that’s so disturbing.
hey, everything’s funny, stop being so stuck up people!
WHAT Alfred cunningham U HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT. At this point u may know i have nothing bad to say. Alfred cunningham dont change a thing.
Click on the KEEP CLICKING in the caption under the film….
A JOKE ABOUT DOMESTIC ABUSE
THIS MEANS DWORRR
THERE’S the funny. Well done.
I agree miyon- I think its f’ing great that 5SF speaks of the unspoken. They are equal opportunity exploiters - no one and nothing is safe from a joke- thats what makes them the funny machine they are!
I find it funny that some people are upset about this vid. Oh come on, remember “Slamfuckers, Inc”? Yeah there are some topics that normally shouldnt be joked about but jesus this was funny. The crew at 5SF are great at making us laugh with no boundaries of what to joke about. Us (their fan base) should remember that. Hell if my sister watched just about any of these vids she would have an epileptic fit of being offended.,
wow Stevie-G just wow
nothing says hilarious like domestic violence
LOL i just got y the mom had a black eye and why the dad didn’t get mad when she said he hit her.
Battered women? Sounds delicious.
Sad thing is, this has been the best close up of Kelsey’s eyes… Noticed how pretty they are for the first time.
Violence against women. Hilarious. Not really.
anyone know wher the video stegosaurus went?
haha, dude i think Jeff was right. in the second what looks to be a button flies across the shot.
When a man hits a woman, it’s horrible, tragic, and wrong. When a woman hits a man, it’s HILARIOUS!!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she’s already been told twice!
fuck you, that’s funny!
That’s not Funny. Nor is it Intelligent. It makes me angry but I don’t think that’s what you were trying to achieve with this.
I wish my dad was like that
Wow, good work Kelsey. It’s the little things.
Did a button shoot off of his blazer?
this is much better than the first three from this week. and that’s not saying much.
Wow…he’s so calm to it.
FIRST! Finally, i knew I stayed up for a reason! Haha!
On another note…OMG dudes! You actually went there didn’t you….
And on yet ANOTHER note…I really need to kiss both of the girls!
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