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on a 2,000-calorie-a-day diet, one serving of Jon “Alexander Aloysious Wiggle-Worm” Worley provides you with 100% of your daily serving of explosive, explosive diarrhea. Engage the sphincter and prepare for brighter days, fatty!

lolFurry8.12.09 @ 12:08am

Crap, I can’t afford to have an increase in job offers. Not worth it.

Mr. Washburn8.12.09 @ 4:01am

lol wow thats a lot like what I got from that burger at Sonic

Dual8.12.09 @ 5:34am

At the end: Do Not Take If Pregnant

Oh dear that’s terrible lol.

SuperKev8.12.09 @ 6:13am

“...sudden rise in popularity…increase in job offers…” HAHAHAHA, so sad, so true.

And seriously, could she BE any more freaking beautiful?

Hilarious gang!

KHAAAAAANNN!!8.12.09 @ 7:28am

brilliant.

also, congrats to whichever one of you guys locked that down. my hat goes off to you

Jim8.12.09 @ 7:29am

is this an offshoot of Worley’s demonic powers?

Jimmy Rabbitte8.12.09 @ 7:46am

What happens if it’s ingested within the state borders of Arizona or Florida?

tricky pete8.12.09 @ 10:02am

numnumnumnumnum

That Guy From That Place8.12.09 @ 10:40am

Before: Not so much
After: *pants explosion*

Michael8.12.09 @ 11:23am

Happy Birthday Worely… You can eat my shit anytime

RealJonWorley8.12.09 @ 1:14pm

Great one! And I was expecting a public display of my porn collection or a dick-sucking deadline. Thanks guys. I couldn’t have asked for a better gift.

Mitchrapp8.12.09 @ 3:22pm

she’s gorgeous (the last second, not the fat makeup thing)

Shmoe8.13.09 @ 3:22pm

the side effects are awesome…. Sudden rise in popularity haha gold!

ur FACE!8.13.09 @ 9:07pm

as written:
side effects include .... death.

sounds like a product id get! :D

El Liamo8.13.09 @ 11:18pm

Worley could sell a computer to the Amish.

chris8.14.09 @ 4:22pm

its just like beer! it makes fatty ugly women beautiful

TheGrimReaper8.18.09 @ 9:46am