Maximus Lonelinus
Are you not entertained? We could go somewhere else, if you are not entertained...no, it's okay, I want you to have a good time. It didn't cost that much money to get in here. There's a nicer coliseum up the street, did you want to...what's that? Oh, you have to go? Well, do you need a ride in my chariot, I could...okay, that's fine. Stop by sometime? All right, well I had fun, we should do this again. Bye...
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Forever alone
Michael makes the best sad faces.
Talk about a low blow.
@ vigorus anal sex: you just made my day.
Maximus needs a different approach81.
necropheliac 3some?
I couldn’t come up with a joke that contained law69.
I’m finding this difficult to masturbate to.
In his eyes, both women were winners by there own rights. Thus, necrophelia was born.
its the “aw :-(” at the end that does it for me
Is the text 3-D Now?
Obviously, the problem is that there wasn’t enough bread. Or circuses. This video needs more of both.
Ave Imperator, morituri te recusamus.
Dude, more videos in which Olivia and Kelsey are barefoot!
Looks like the emperor…(puts on sunglasses) Has Ben-Hur before.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
That´s harsh, Bromius Maximus. Let´s go hit up an amphora of wine, what do you say?
That won’t stop him
omg the video description is so sadly funny
this, Halloween, I want to see sexy gladiators asking for my candy.
so thats where the emo cowboys learned to duel.
ZANDERFLEXUS!
I would suggest that’s Zanderflex’s ancestor but the chances of him passing on his genes…
Looks to me they’re both winners.
Poor guy :(
Don’t feel bad, they were obviously just too intimidated by your mighty pillar.