Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Michael Bay's text read: MICHAEL! IT'S YOU FROM THE FUTURE! DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE STILL THE SHIT. ANYWAY, JUST TEXTING TO LET YOU KNOW - DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, REMEMBER TO INCLUDE THE "TEENAGE MUTANT" PART. THE FANS ARE TOO FEW TO OUTWEIGH THE GENERAL PUBLIC, WHO WILL PROBABLY SCRATCH THEIR HEADS AT THE ORIGINAL CONCEPT AND WIND UP TWEETING THAT THE MOVIE SUCKS TO THEIR FRIENDS. JUST UPDATE IT WITH AWESOME EFFECTS, MAKE EVERYONE ALIENS AND/OR ROBOTS, MAKE EVERY SHOT LOOK LIKE A CAR COMMERCIAL, AND INCLUDE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES OF PAINFUL COMEDY. PAINFULLY HILARIOUS, THAT IS! HAHA. WOW, THIS IS A LONG TEXT!!! ANYWAY, GOODBYE.

Comments

  • trumpy303 05.31.12 @ 7:51pm

    thank you

  • Silfedac 05.24.12 @ 8:26pm

    Took you a couple tries, but you got there eventually. Good work, trumpy.

  • trumpy303 05.22.12 @ 3:18pm

    @Fasc How do you know they don’t have the show on DVD?

  • trumpy303 05.22.12 @ 3:17pm

    @Fasc How do you know the don’t have the show on DVD?

  • trumpy303 05.22.12 @ 3:17pm

    @Fasc How do you the don’t have the show on DVD?

  • Oblivious kid in a strip club 05.22.12 @ 2:52pm

    He was sexting with Oprah

  • Mels Bells 05.22.12 @ 2:52pm

    Who the Fuck is Michael Bay?

    Wait, that’s what Google is for…

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.22.12 @ 1:35pm

    I thought TMNT was retarded, so I’m ok with Michael Bay screwing it up.  Probably won’t see the remake anyway.

    /I give this video one Shredder wins and the Turtles DIE

  • Fasc 05.22.12 @ 12:36pm

    Point still stands, TNMT wasn’t exactly some great pinnacle of entertainment media, it was a great footnote of our collective childhoods, more fueled by fond, but vague, memories than actual substance.

    The hubbub about the reboot changes… well oh well… don’t go see it? Seems a foreign idea I suppose…

  • A Non-Ymous 05.22.12 @ 11:44am

    @Scott It was a comic book before it was a series.

  • Scott 05.22.12 @ 8:20am

    Oh noes!  He’ll ruin artist merit of the series designed to sell toys and films featuring Vanilla Ice!

  • Renegade Pervert 05.22.12 @ 5:02am

    Needs more explosions.

  • Nope 05.22.12 @ 4:49am

    Grow up people..

  • Wut? 05.22.12 @ 4:32am

    @Ian
    Considering he directed the very first one, how could he have ruined Bad Boys? That would require it to exist first. Same goes for any of the original movies he directed.

  • Ian 05.22.12 @ 12:39am

    Michael Bay ruined:

    Transformers
    Bad Boys
    Friday the 13th
    Pearl Harbor
    Nightmare on Elm Street
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    and
    90’s action movies with:
    Armageddon
    The Rock

    Fact.

  • Cherub Cow 05.22.12 @ 12:07am

    Ah Michael Bay.. raping your childhood one movie at a time.

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