Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Michael Bay's text read: MICHAEL! IT'S YOU FROM THE FUTURE! DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE STILL THE SHIT. ANYWAY, JUST TEXTING TO LET YOU KNOW - DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, REMEMBER TO INCLUDE THE "TEENAGE MUTANT" PART. THE FANS ARE TOO FEW TO OUTWEIGH THE GENERAL PUBLIC, WHO WILL PROBABLY SCRATCH THEIR HEADS AT THE ORIGINAL CONCEPT AND WIND UP TWEETING THAT THE MOVIE SUCKS TO THEIR FRIENDS. JUST UPDATE IT WITH AWESOME EFFECTS, MAKE EVERYONE ALIENS AND/OR ROBOTS, MAKE EVERY SHOT LOOK LIKE A CAR COMMERCIAL, AND INCLUDE AT LEAST 45 MINUTES OF PAINFUL COMEDY. PAINFULLY HILARIOUS, THAT IS! HAHA. WOW, THIS IS A LONG TEXT!!! ANYWAY, GOODBYE.
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