Some newspaper readers are more behind the times than others.
Jon11.25.08 @ 1:20am
Jesus… I’ve not laughed that hard in a while.
Boone1.17.09 @ 9:21am
It’s refreshing to see that some people were actually shocked to hear that “news.”
Pascual1.30.09 @ 11:32am
Spectacular
Nobody1.31.09 @ 9:49pm
hilarious at the first play, should have wiped the table after each different angle though xD
William3.16.09 @ 8:34pm
Wait, Lance Bass is gay? I didn’t know that!
Next you’ll be telling me Clay Aiken is gay.
Kevin4.02.09 @ 1:31pm
Nobody wrecked it for me.
Yeah a table wiping was in order.
Thanks, nobody.
Colin5.19.09 @ 7:36pm
Ah, the Press Banner! Arguably the better of SV’s two newspapers…and by newspaper I mean piles of shit rolled up in mid-life crisis and gardening editorials.
Sam5.21.09 @ 8:39am
Gotta love the pause right before the last one.
rayge5.24.09 @ 7:02am
very shocking!
Me5.26.09 @ 10:20pm
That doesn’t even register any extra pressure necessary to spit out what I’m drinking. I could probably perform a simple doctor-supervised procedure whilst reading that.
Rookie; this is 2009 Rick James.
Jon11.25.08 @ 1:20am
Jesus… I’ve not laughed that hard in a while.
Boone1.17.09 @ 9:21am
It’s refreshing to see that some people were actually shocked to hear that “news.”
Pascual1.30.09 @ 11:32am
Spectacular
Nobody1.31.09 @ 9:49pm
hilarious at the first play, should have wiped the table after each different angle though xD
William3.16.09 @ 8:34pm
Wait, Lance Bass is gay? I didn’t know that!
Next you’ll be telling me Clay Aiken is gay.
Kevin4.02.09 @ 1:31pm
Nobody wrecked it for me.
Yeah a table wiping was in order.
Thanks, nobody.
Colin5.19.09 @ 7:36pm
Ah, the Press Banner! Arguably the better of SV’s two newspapers…and by newspaper I mean piles of shit rolled up in mid-life crisis and gardening editorials.
Sam5.21.09 @ 8:39am
Gotta love the pause right before the last one.
rayge5.24.09 @ 7:02am
very shocking!
Me5.26.09 @ 10:20pm
That doesn’t even register any extra pressure necessary to spit out what I’m drinking. I could probably perform a simple doctor-supervised procedure whilst reading that.
Rookie; this is 2009 Rick James.
Epic6.21.09 @ 6:20pm
wasn’t this on on tosh.0? not a huge grabber tho.
gnarbuckets6.24.09 @ 9:50am
Boone? You’re kidding, right?
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