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  • Peter 10.17.14 @ 5:49am

    A clever way to ear care, chopsticks are in some way harmful to your health. You must be careful how you use to get the desired effects, but minimal damage to the hearing system functionality.

  • TheDew 01.20.13 @ 4:30pm

    I shall call out that this video is fiction and the maker is attracted to the same sex and thee

  • Skye 03.30.11 @ 6:05pm

    This has and always will be my favorite 5secondfilm. First 5sf I ever saw, found it on and to this day is still my all time favorite. I laughed so hard I cried when I saw this and I still do. I love you guys.

  • Arnster 06.14.10 @ 2:45am

    why is that dick a dick at both ends?

  • Wuffers 04.06.10 @ 8:48am

    So I guess having a 3 way with the cave man would be easy as pie? Although if all the females had vagi-heads you’d need an entire orgy for everyone to be happy… oi, what a headache….

  • jerkson 10.01.09 @ 4:22pm

    It’s called an “eargasm”

  • jawsh 09.27.09 @ 2:37pm

    ahahaha, what? :O

  • Wish 07.13.09 @ 7:33am

    Q-tips win again!

  • El Liamo 05.25.09 @ 5:51am

    I never knew we once had penises growing out of our ears. If so, then what were our EARLOBES?

    Oh, yes, and “my biological father?” Quit watching my stuff, BOB!

  • Callie 04.29.09 @ 11:11am

    Uh, hello. We do have the vaginas. Not as funny looking when placed on the head, just as sensitive.

  • K.K. Ph.D 04.24.09 @ 12:34pm


    ....‘cept chick like q-tips too but still hilarious.

  • Max 04.23.09 @ 12:29pm

    HAHAHA nice

  • padurn 04.22.09 @ 9:32pm

    Now I’ll think about this every time!

  • wide 04.22.09 @ 5:16pm

    I thought I was the only one who got off on q-tips!  How validating this has been.  Time 4 jack then!

  • Shmoe 04.22.09 @ 2:29pm

    hahah Incredible

  • That Guy From That Place 04.21.09 @ 4:12pm

    What just happened?

  • watch your daughter 04.21.09 @ 8:46am

    ha ha… the “related films” are all a bunch of dick and/or masturbation jokes.

  • J. Dubbs 04.21.09 @ 8:22am

    I like how the balls point up.

  • moog 04.21.09 @ 8:03am

    He hears dick! BUAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Your Biological Father 04.21.09 @ 6:13am

    I had a similar question when I cleaned my ears last night…


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