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Seriously, Jon. The pirate look is so last--(goes to wikipedia, searches "When Was Pirates?" returns no results, wait oh shit, am I writing this research process down as I do it? Why can't I stop or delete any of this? Oh well, one more shitty description in a sea of terrible, atrocious prose)

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  • Riley Horne 06.05.12 @ 2:00am

    He can so pull off that eyepatch

  • crackmaster 06.01.12 @ 4:21pm

    is that why my dad tells me to shut the fuck up on cinco de mayo?

  • Dan NAME MUST BE AT LEAST 4 CHARACTERS BECAUSE THA 05.30.12 @ 9:03pm

    Give him aids!

  • that guy from that place 05.29.12 @ 6:25pm

    you know, its probably the sleep deprivation, but i really want to know where the rest of his leg is

  • Oblivious kid in a strip club 05.29.12 @ 6:23pm

    He’s off to watch Pirates of the Caribbean for the 14th time and wish his life was as cool as Johnny Depp’s

  • David T. Marchand 05.29.12 @ 1:09pm

    He’s walking nowhere, obviously, since the only thing he wants is to go to the time when pirates was.

  • Dick Steel 05.29.12 @ 12:30pm

    He pulled that pegleg off like a fuking boss.

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 05.29.12 @ 7:49am

    But combine the two and you get FEDORA-EYEPATCH MAN!!

    /I give this video four yarrrrs!

  • padurn 05.29.12 @ 3:04am

    Anyone can pull off a fedora or eye patch - just do so gently as you don’t want to take out hair in the process.

  • Kennay 05.29.12 @ 12:05am

    Where was he walking to? .__.

  • primero 05.29.12 @ 12:04am

    yarrr. let me just walk into this tv

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