Nocturnal Emissions

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Curiously enough, it was just a dream about dumping a bunch of Fritos into a salad bowl and drizzling maple syrup over it. Sure, there were firemen hooking up a hose to a fire hydrant, but they were outside the kitchen window and practically incidental to the main Fritos narrative of the dream.


  • adromachadi 12.05.12 @ 6:32pm

    I didn’t get it at first. LOL. That was awesome.

  • MrUgly 12.02.12 @ 8:37am

    the title and description implies that he wet the bed.

    yet his expression implies that he orgasmed.

    after reading that description i think i would have orgasmed too.

  • NotSoCuddly 11.19.12 @ 8:27am

    “Well, now that we’re both ashamed of me, how about you get me a towel, love.  This isn’t going to clean itself now is it?”

  • Person 11.15.12 @ 5:39pm

    I am a little disappointed, this was the too obvious joke for the title, honestly, I was hoping for a fart joke or something really clever.

  • E.N. 11.15.12 @ 3:23pm

    YEY! Paul is ba-eck

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 11.15.12 @ 8:35am

    I can only imagine the outtakes for this video.

    /I give this video four dreams of Anna Kournikova covered in whipped cream

  • Here's the thing,... 11.15.12 @ 6:39am

    So all Paul’s wet dreams have a Kamen-esque synth soundtrack?

  • bigsoph 11.15.12 @ 5:32am

    To die, to sleep—
    To sleep—perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub and tug,
    For in that sleep of death wet dreams may come
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil

    So there we go, “shuffling off the mortal coil” is a new euphemism for masturbation

  • Cherub Cow 11.15.12 @ 1:20am

    Follow the narrative! Kelsey’s just there because Pauly P gets scared at night. It helps to have someone there when he wakes up in the dark

    ...but the things she sees :O

  • kalvynevans 11.15.12 @ 12:23am

    I thought Paul was gay… Does Kelsey still have that man’s brain?

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