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500 Channels of Chaucer and Proust? Where do I sign up (to have an assassin take my life)?

Luke Thornley11.08.08 @ 2:41pm

I have had days like that

Rubric3.18.09 @ 10:30pm

So, am I the first person to recognize that this is the first line from Tropic of Capricorn?

Kevin4.02.09 @ 1:54pm

no wonder you guys just make your own movies

rayge5.24.09 @ 12:48am

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man living in your sink6.22.09 @ 4:46pm

Book TV?? that makes less sense than underwater astronomy, or grounded aviation, or a stripper paralyzed from the neck down

The Man with 3 Buttchecks10.16.09 @ 7:25pm

Man living in your sink, few things. 1) FUCKING LUV YOUR NAME! omfg why the hell didn’t i thinka that all i got is a shitty mounty python refrence
2) your comments are well thought out and almost as funny as the video your posting them on (whitch is great)
3) your the only person leaving comments that DONT make me wanna smash sumones head in a drink the contents that spill out!

MineTruly1.24.10 @ 7:13pm

Book TV makes sense to me. For example, people who are in a hospital and unable to read will happily listen to volunteers reading to them, so why not the TV? It also helps teach reading skills to young children. I’d sign up for it—as long as I got both the Old English Chaucer and Modern English Translation of Chaucer channels. Also, I’d pay extra for closed captions in IPA.

MineTruly1.24.10 @ 7:14pm

Did I say Old English Chaucer? I meant Middle English Chaucer. I’m such a dunce. I still want to see captions in IPA, though.

noob1.24.10 @ 7:48pm

what the hell?!

rex goliath5.16.10 @ 4:34am

^^^It’s a place where bad people go when they die in some religions. Comparable to the lower kingdoms, or hades, or the planes of torment. Hope this helps!

ModelOZX7.12.10 @ 1:51am

I hate it when that happens.

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