Obituary

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Cynthia Onethat Gotaway passed away October 20th, 2009, from complications involving being incredibly beautiful, kind-hearted and unattainable. She was surrounded by her loved ones, including her two charming children and her loving, devoted, 6'4" firefighter husband, who will be sending around calendars of himself posing shirtless per her wishes. Cynthia led a life of love, laughter and complete satisfaction, and she moved on quietly with, in her final words, "absolutely no regrets, at all, not even in the slightest." Proceeds from her dynamite hubby's calendar will go toward a charity started up in her name, the Cynthia Gotaway Charity for Being Incredibly Beautiful, Kind-Hearted and Unattainable. Stay tuned for Halloween week!

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