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Cynthia Onethat Gotaway passed away October 20th, 2009, from complications involving being incredibly beautiful, kind-hearted and unattainable. She was surrounded by her loved ones, including her two charming children and her loving, devoted, 6'4" firefighter husband, who will be sending around calendars of himself posing shirtless per her wishes. Cynthia led a life of love, laughter and complete satisfaction, and she moved on quietly with, in her final words, "absolutely no regrets, at all, not even in the slightest." Proceeds from her dynamite hubby's calendar will go toward a charity started up in her name, the Cynthia Gotaway Charity for Being Incredibly Beautiful, Kind-Hearted and Unattainable. Stay tuned for Halloween week!

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  • LawnmowerJuan 04.16.10 @ 3:01pm

    October 20th 2009? The corpse is still too fresh.

  • wererat200 03.24.10 @ 11:07pm

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    Thanks for the Shostakovich!

  • Well, I'm b8 11.05.09 @ 5:53pm

    I love how the caption below the vids take longer then the actual vid. XD

  • R.A.I.U. 10.25.09 @ 10:58pm

    heh, necrophilia, something not made fun of enough

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  • zambo. 10.23.09 @ 11:06am

    @jubbs, I believe you mean “The Early Worley bird gets the Late Wiggleworm.”

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    Ha. And reading the text blurb first really twisted in. I was expecting a firefighter gag…

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    @Lucky Cynic, I believe you mean “The Worley bird gets the Wiggleworm.”

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  • Lucky Cynic 10.22.09 @ 11:31pm

    The early bird gets the early worm! :3

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