Old Flame

it was the winter of ‘69. change was in the air. also the flu. Trina and Mark didn’t hit it off right away, she was too busy with her social work to pay attention to his clumsy passes at her. But they shared something that season, something magical, and like all good things, it too did pass.

Joey12.23.09 @ 1:46am

Running into you ex-treegirlfriend sure is awkward.

Lucky Cynic12.23.09 @ 2:02am

Tree hugger, or tree humper?

the one and only...12.23.09 @ 6:38am

mm… how did he let her go? she was hot. I’d hit that.

Mike12.23.09 @ 6:39am

at least it was a pinetree and not a pinecone

SuperKev12.23.09 @ 7:28am

Hahahaha, “Wife!” So cute.

Gamecube12.23.09 @ 11:46am

nice hahaha

iamjohnbeck12.23.09 @ 4:10pm

Dendrophilia FTW!

Stevie-G12.23.09 @ 8:25pm

LOL, wtf.

jordan12.23.09 @ 10:54pm

SNL did it. Kinda.

Adam12.23.09 @ 11:16pm

Gotta love it when people accuse 5sf of copying off someone else’s idea when, in reality, the idea has existed in many forms in many different sketches and this site pulls of said idea with much better style [not to mention unparalleled brevity!].
I guess what I mean is, go fuck yourself jordan [and icansee4miles, who may or may not be the same douchebaggy person].

Lets do it again.12.24.09 @ 8:07am

At least she was evergreen, and not deciduous.

Natalie Portman's shaved head12.24.09 @ 12:44pm

lol @ go fuck yourself.
Jesus, calm down kid. They typed five words

Georgij12.30.09 @ 12:45am

Dina? wow….rrrrrr….

Arabian12.30.09 @ 10:18am

I first learned about the word “dendrophilia” from Can’t Hardly Wait. Anyone else know what I’m talking about?

Snerg12.30.09 @ 3:08pm

LOL 69 AMIRITE?!?!?!

taylor12.31.09 @ 10:53am

Saw this girl on Chelsea Lately bloopers last night- hot!