Overworked, Underpaid
She’s just a big sunshiny ball of rainbows and orderliness, right when you walk in the door. The coffee is strong but sweet and the copier only gets busted on Mondays. She’s even great at keeping renegade perverts outside. And all she asks for is a little goosing every now and then to lift her spirits. Great hire.
TDN2.08.10 @ 12:02am
Revenge FIRST, glowing with happiness at being praised later.
Those things aren’t mutually exclusive, right?
Steve Ditko2.08.10 @ 12:30am
Story of my life.
Morpheus2.08.10 @ 1:05am
Fuck, you beat me to the punch, Steve.
That’s exactly what I was going to say. So I second it!
rivera2.08.10 @ 4:28am
this always stops my revenge plans.
ME2.08.10 @ 5:24am
Wow, she’s cuter when she’s evil.
Kushie2.08.10 @ 7:22am
Haha, that was funny.
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Sarcastic Name2.08.10 @ 7:45am
So I assume she distributes the empty three ring binders? Fantastic
Sara Sunshine2.08.10 @ 8:01am
Never piss off the secretary. She can destroy your business from within. God help them if they forget to give her the praise.
Gamecube2.08.10 @ 9:33am
i always laugh when you guys use your real name…
Rastamussen2.08.10 @ 9:42am
i would piss her off just to she that face she makes
it would make my day until she murders me with a keyboard
Derek2.08.10 @ 10:19am
why is brian holding an open stapler so close to his face?
Pain2.08.10 @ 1:08pm
He was putting up motivational posters in the hall. Aparently he suspects some of the employees havent been happy.
ME2.08.10 @ 2:28pm
@Derek: might be a sneak peak at a future 5SF. I’m guessing Dude-Bro Party Massacre 4: The Stapling.
Vurtax2.08.10 @ 5:18pm
Looks like she won’t be following up with her plans
Matt2.08.10 @ 8:00pm
Sounds like me at my job…
Hich172.09.10 @ 6:50am
Nice undershirt.
Perverted-comments aside, this is hilarious. Absolutely true.
Nice stapler, Brian.
Your Biological Father2.09.10 @ 12:49pm
This is great, and another reminder of how incredibly gorgeous all of the 5SF women are.
OneRandomEncounter2.10.10 @ 1:44pm
Was that a gun?
SomeDude2.10.10 @ 2:30pm
That bra color looks good on you Kelsey.
Some other dude2.10.10 @ 11:22pm
She’s definitely a cutie. The insta-smile and “thank you!” is hilarious. I sincerely hope she never reads some of these comments, or 5SF might lose some of its color some time.
MineTruly2.12.10 @ 11:36am
AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
... I actually feel the same way. I’ll feel slighted, and be plotting my hideous revenge and fantasizing about a serial killing hut filled with torture devices, but then the person will apologize or compliment me, and I’m all sunshine and they’re my favorite person in the world!!!
ÑanduTrip2.27.10 @ 7:22pm
Oh yes keep taking deep breaths uhh oh yes
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