Party Patriot
Seemingly never learning from history, Glory Chipz held an online "Flag Your Flavor" contest to determine what the internet would most like the next line of Glory Chipz would taste like. The top 10 results, as follows:
10: Aborbecution
9: Zesty Guantanamo
8: Sizzlin' Chemtrail Fajita
7: [Redacted: The Flavor You Can't See]
6: Sour Cream & Wealth Inequality
5: Drag My Dick Through a Mountain of Your Shitty Chips
4: Corporations Are People Now, So Let's Name Your Next Flavor "Todd"
3: Todd (Would have probably won if #4 didn't split the vote)
2: George W. Bush Did Nothing Wrong
1: Trans-Pacific Partner Chip
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