Paul Ryan’s Workout Plan For America

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Did you see how hard Paulie's been blasting his pectorals? Check the striations on those pumped-up calves! Bro's fitness plans for the country are SOUND, dude! Just the thing to lead us out of this long national nightmare of commie rowing exercises!


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  • Zeph 10.23.12 @ 8:26pm

    See, this is why kids SHOULD pursue a higher education. Because then they won’t put the target of their message in the name field like I did.

  • spoofaloof 10.23.12 @ 8:25pm


    Oh no, not the college kids! Anyone but the kids pursuing a higher education!

  • slowbear 10.22.12 @ 11:38pm

    oh politics… Nothing makes you want to make long drawn out masturbatory gestures while rolling your eyes and smirking towards the camera. Amirite?

  • Jolly Ol' Saint Nicholas 10.21.12 @ 3:57pm

    Oh great now look what you did 5sf! You started a political holocaust! Happy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • spoofaloof 10.19.12 @ 6:02pm

    ehh.. nah.
    Oh right, 4 1/2 stars because this is where the college and obama kids hang out

  • the_nozzle_poots 10.17.12 @ 10:17am

    Americans don’t need no legs. What are we, Europe?

  • A Non-Ymous 10.17.12 @ 7:35am

    @Tony Yeah but I think the point is that, even with this Political parody, 5sf is not supposed to be taken so seriously… I mean the next vid “One Night Stand”, is about having unprotected sex but it isn’t going to spark a debate about the importance of safe-sex. I’m sure there are better places for a political debate…

  • Spoonlady 10.17.12 @ 2:32am

    politics suck.

    But this is funny.. :D

  • Cherub Cow 10.16.12 @ 10:38pm

    Wahh! Erm n uhmurrican! er have rites n imma say dis outta context! imma tel ma politicz on 5sf vidz! wah!!

  • Tony 10.16.12 @ 5:10pm

    @ Pastor: It’s a political video. I think we, as Americans, have a right to share our thoughts, even if they do suck.
    @ Scottie The original pictures of Paul Ryan training were in blue. They only had the green screen, I assume, so they did the best with what they could.

  • Cherub Cow 10.16.12 @ 3:55pm

    Rabbit season!
    Duck season!
    Elmer season!

    Oh noes :O

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 10.16.12 @ 11:08am

    Dear Everyone:

    Your Political Opinion SUCKS and is annoying when you spray it in the comments section.

    Your Political Party SUCKS.  Yes, yours as well.

    /I give this video one sand-kicked-into-the-face-at-the-beach

  • zambo. 10.16.12 @ 11:02am

    Slow clap.

  • Burrr 10.16.12 @ 9:51am

    Not to mention that the upper class tax rate throughout the 20th century was a LOT higher than it is now, and things were pretty hunky dory for both the upper and lower class.

    In today’s day and age the wealthy folk successfully convinced the world that they are the victims in this little meltdown.

  • padurn 10.16.12 @ 8:40am

    I get a little trickle down when I attempt to do a pull-up.

  • Here's the thing,... 10.16.12 @ 8:11am

    @bigsoph: The difference being Joe Q. Checkshirt isn’t threatening to crash the economy unless the taxpayer covers his debts to the tune of $700,000,000,000. That’s some Dr Evil-type shit.

  • Here's the thing,... 10.16.12 @ 7:55am

    Satire. Nice.

  • Sefrys 10.16.12 @ 7:05am

    I have been training my upper body for a while now, I decided to test this workout plan.

    I’m fucking cripled

  • Scottie Pilgrim 10.16.12 @ 5:25am

    So they filmed this on a green screen to turn the background blue.

    Makes sense.

  • OBAMArama 10.16.12 @ 5:20am

    I approve this message.

  • bigsoph 10.16.12 @ 3:37am

    As opposed to The One’s plan of slicing off the head, upper chest, shoulders and quads to make sure that they do their fair share of the weight loss program


    “Look, if you taxed every person and successful business making over $250,000 at 100 percent, it would only run the government for 98 days. If everybody who paid income taxes last year, including successful small businesses, doubled their income taxes this year, we’d still have a $300 billion deficit. You see? There aren’t enough rich people and small businesses to tax to pay for all their spending.”

  • Man Solo 10.16.12 @ 2:44am

    I just spit my fucking soda all over my screen.

  • kingofchico 10.16.12 @ 12:33am

    ^Chico frat boys

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