Paul Ryan’s Workout Plan For America
Did you see how hard Paulie's been blasting his pectorals? Check the striations on those pumped-up calves! Bro's fitness plans for the country are SOUND, dude! Just the thing to lead us out of this long national nightmare of commie rowing exercises!
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See, this is why kids SHOULD pursue a higher education. Because then they won’t put the target of their message in the name field like I did.
@spoofaloof
Oh no, not the college kids! Anyone but the kids pursuing a higher education!
oh politics… Nothing makes you want to make long drawn out masturbatory gestures while rolling your eyes and smirking towards the camera. Amirite?
Oh great now look what you did 5sf! You started a political holocaust! Happy?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ehh.. nah.
Oh right, 4 1/2 stars because this is where the college and obama kids hang out
This is the best video you have ever made. Could you post a follow up video on how to install a pull-up bar?
Americans don’t need no legs. What are we, Europe?
@Tony Yeah but I think the point is that, even with this Political parody, 5sf is not supposed to be taken so seriously… I mean the next vid “One Night Stand”, is about having unprotected sex but it isn’t going to spark a debate about the importance of safe-sex. I’m sure there are better places for a political debate…
politics suck.
But this is funny.. :D
Wahh! Erm n uhmurrican! er have rites n imma say dis outta context! imma tel ma politicz on 5sf vidz! wah!!
@ Pastor: It’s a political video. I think we, as Americans, have a right to share our thoughts, even if they do suck.
@ Scottie The original pictures of Paul Ryan training were in blue. They only had the green screen, I assume, so they did the best with what they could.
Democrat!
Republican!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Elmer season!
Oh noes :O
Dear Everyone:
Your Political Opinion SUCKS and is annoying when you spray it in the comments section.
Your Political Party SUCKS. Yes, yours as well.
/I give this video one sand-kicked-into-the-face-at-the-beach
Slow clap.
Not to mention that the upper class tax rate throughout the 20th century was a LOT higher than it is now, and things were pretty hunky dory for both the upper and lower class.
In today’s day and age the wealthy folk successfully convinced the world that they are the victims in this little meltdown.
I get a little trickle down when I attempt to do a pull-up.
@bigsoph: The difference being Joe Q. Checkshirt isn’t threatening to crash the economy unless the taxpayer covers his debts to the tune of $700,000,000,000. That’s some Dr Evil-type shit.
Satire. Nice.
I have been training my upper body for a while now, I decided to test this workout plan.
I’m fucking cripled
So they filmed this on a green screen to turn the background blue.
Makes sense.
I approve this message.
As opposed to The One’s plan of slicing off the head, upper chest, shoulders and quads to make sure that they do their fair share of the weight loss program
Seriously?
“Look, if you taxed every person and successful business making over $250,000 at 100 percent, it would only run the government for 98 days. If everybody who paid income taxes last year, including successful small businesses, doubled their income taxes this year, we’d still have a $300 billion deficit. You see? There aren’t enough rich people and small businesses to tax to pay for all their spending.”
I just spit my fucking soda all over my screen.
^Chico frat boys