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Wow, how did I know some MRAs would find this video.
“Waah, males are victims!”
Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch.
Zesty Teste02.04.13 @ 5:03pm
5sf needs more Sophia. This is not an opinion, this is fact.
A Non-Ymous02.03.13 @ 8:52pm
@Frigid Bardot Except he said “I’m a fan of non-Politically Correct content” so obviously that wasn’t the problem.
Frigid Bardot02.03.13 @ 5:36pm
Hey everyone, let’s laugh at Ben for thinking there’s any place in comedy for the bullshit concept of being politically correct!!
Haha!!
Ha!
Matthew Perry02.03.13 @ 10:40am
PNG appearance #22.
rape36
iLuvzombies1202.02.13 @ 5:58pm
The cops lost track of the perp, They’re on her trail but details are a bit….sketchy
A Non-Ymous02.02.13 @ 7:59am
@Ben I’d say it was less parodying a more mocking those people, making them look like idiots. It’s fine to be sensitive about such topics but you also need to step back and realize “it’s just a joke, and not even one demeaning the actual topic.”
Cherub Cow02.02.13 @ 5:26am
lol@Ben
Yeah, 5sf! Can’t you see you may offend people with your jokes?!
Stop,
EVERYTHING
ccseries02.01.13 @ 10:15pm
Looks like Olivia got hungry again and went on the prowl.
BigSoph02.01.13 @ 8:00pm
James Ashby RULES!
Ben02.01.13 @ 4:13pm
@superderp
@Tutty
I’m chill. The thing is it wasn’t much of a joke. It was a “bad police sketch” joke that lasted .5 seconds followed by 4 seconds of either pointless insensitivity or, more likely, a botched attempt at parodying people that do think male victims are “lucky”.
I wouldn’t have commented had the point been good or the joke been funny. The whole thing just fell flat.
AverageJoe02.01.13 @ 2:57pm
Those aren’t breasts in the sketch, they’re actually discs that allow the rest of the limbs to operate. She’s a robot, which is why the rest of her was so stick-like.
Robot rape… ow…
/I give this video one good dousing of oil, if you catch my drift.
Mystiquecon02.01.13 @ 2:47pm
Oddly enough, I have nothing this week. I know, right? My usual “5sf male cast member bashing” just hit a wall.
Daniel02.01.13 @ 1:28pm
Is that Brad Pitt in the background?
TuttyFarts Mcgee02.01.13 @ 12:18pm
@Ben I glad you made us aware of the issue, and I sure you have reasons on why. But I bet you are old enough to tell you mom to stop. You could probably tell here in a letter or on a Facebook private message. What ever it is, everyone will help you get through it.
bobillho king of the sofa folk02.01.13 @ 11:17am
Isn’t this similar to the way some eastern European police caught someone?
superderp02.01.13 @ 10:40am
@Ben: Chill bro. Its just a joke. :D
I liked it.
Don Keyknuckle02.01.13 @ 10:35am
I’m not sure being raped by a stick figure is something I’d like. I’m pretty sure the lack of 3D perspective is why it’s called a rape.
Ben02.01.13 @ 8:49am
Least funny 5sf in a while even without touching on the backwards opinion on rape victimization. I’m a fan of non-Politically Correct content but the problem is male rape is actually still mostly politically correct.
Pastor of Muppets02.01.13 @ 8:29am
Um… I think that might have been one of the dudes in “Power Lunch”... I guess he got his steroids
/I give this video one gender-bender and five liters of nightmare fuel
JoeAnglican02.01.13 @ 7:42am
Today, which was ironically Friday, Mr. Friday made the ultimate sacrifice for love of the barely-existent rules which govern the making of 5 second films, including the one he just fatally pulled of his ass. He will be missed.
Wolf02.01.13 @ 6:10am
SMBC and 5SF? Yes please!
Cherub Cow02.01.13 @ 4:31am
Peter Griffin, sketch artist, strikes again!
Chronosamurai02.01.13 @ 2:38am
So, it was Olivia then?
Mr Friday02.01.13 @ 1:23am
The last moment “What?!” delivers a heavy punchline beyond the scope of 5 seconds.
Comments
Wow, how did I know some MRAs would find this video.
“Waah, males are victims!”
Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch.
5sf needs more Sophia. This is not an opinion, this is fact.
@Frigid Bardot Except he said “I’m a fan of non-Politically Correct content” so obviously that wasn’t the problem.
Hey everyone, let’s laugh at Ben for thinking there’s any place in comedy for the bullshit concept of being politically correct!!
Haha!!
Ha!
PNG appearance #22.
rape36
The cops lost track of the perp, They’re on her trail but details are a bit….sketchy
@Ben I’d say it was less parodying a more mocking those people, making them look like idiots. It’s fine to be sensitive about such topics but you also need to step back and realize “it’s just a joke, and not even one demeaning the actual topic.”
lol@Ben
Yeah, 5sf! Can’t you see you may offend people with your jokes?!
Stop,
EVERYTHING
Looks like Olivia got hungry again and went on the prowl.
James Ashby RULES!
@superderp
@Tutty
I’m chill. The thing is it wasn’t much of a joke. It was a “bad police sketch” joke that lasted .5 seconds followed by 4 seconds of either pointless insensitivity or, more likely, a botched attempt at parodying people that do think male victims are “lucky”.
I wouldn’t have commented had the point been good or the joke been funny. The whole thing just fell flat.
Those aren’t breasts in the sketch, they’re actually discs that allow the rest of the limbs to operate. She’s a robot, which is why the rest of her was so stick-like.
Robot rape… ow…
/I give this video one good dousing of oil, if you catch my drift.
Oddly enough, I have nothing this week. I know, right? My usual “5sf male cast member bashing” just hit a wall.
Is that Brad Pitt in the background?
@Ben I glad you made us aware of the issue, and I sure you have reasons on why. But I bet you are old enough to tell you mom to stop. You could probably tell here in a letter or on a Facebook private message. What ever it is, everyone will help you get through it.
Isn’t this similar to the way some eastern European police caught someone?
@Ben: Chill bro. Its just a joke. :D
I liked it.
I’m not sure being raped by a stick figure is something I’d like. I’m pretty sure the lack of 3D perspective is why it’s called a rape.
Least funny 5sf in a while even without touching on the backwards opinion on rape victimization. I’m a fan of non-Politically Correct content but the problem is male rape is actually still mostly politically correct.
Um… I think that might have been one of the dudes in “Power Lunch”... I guess he got his steroids
/I give this video one gender-bender and five liters of nightmare fuel
Today, which was ironically Friday, Mr. Friday made the ultimate sacrifice for love of the barely-existent rules which govern the making of 5 second films, including the one he just fatally pulled of his ass. He will be missed.
SMBC and 5SF? Yes please!
Peter Griffin, sketch artist, strikes again!
So, it was Olivia then?
The last moment “What?!” delivers a heavy punchline beyond the scope of 5 seconds.