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Sometimes you’re all alone in the house, you try something new, and you just come up short. Well, not “short.” You know what I mean.

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8bitch2.11.09 @ 7:33pm

Hey, those are those glasses you get at 3D movies.

Adam3.30.09 @ 9:13pm

Hahaha love it!  I made this into a ringtone.  Does that make me a bad person?

moog4.23.09 @ 12:23am

How did you turn this into a ringtone?!?! I can think of ten 5secondfilms i want to turn into a ringtone!!! Ah man!

Adam4.23.09 @ 4:59am

* You need to get this recorded to an mp3 format.  If you already know how to do that skip to step 4 *

1. Use any audio recording software [I prefer Audacity, mainly because it’s free] then hit RECORD while playing your fav 5sf. 

2. Whichever recording program you use, you’ll probably have to apply the Noise Removal tool before saving to get rid of the background noise.

3. Once it sounds good enough, export it as an mp3 [with Audacity I think I had to download some other software to do it, but it was free].

4. Once it’s in the mp3 format, go to mobile17.com—this site is awesome, you can make your own ringtones for free [tho you should donate a few bucks just to be nice].  I’ve used it to make like 10 ringtones thus far, so there’s no malware to worry about.  The site will guide you thru the process from there.

It looks very daunting but it’s worth the hassle.  Let me know if you need any help.

Luke5.22.09 @ 10:36pm

Thats a chick, right?

dwhee5.28.09 @ 9:44pm

@ Luke

Yes, as you can tell by his breasts.

i ate a milf -.- ....and your fucking next granny8.19.09 @ 7:57pm

Adam…*or you can buy a new phone and record fuckin songs off it

1.settings
2.recordings
3.pick a fucking recording
4.options for that recording
5.select the “play as ringtone”

i ate a milf -.- ....and your fucking next granny8.19.09 @ 7:58pm

god, its 10 times disturbing when guys get a sex change and don’t get rid of thier cocks :\


and hes wearing 3d glasses from the movies, nice -.-

daria9.03.09 @ 6:47pm

haha. wow thats a really big one

nobody2.18.10 @ 5:57pm

holy shit…

Wow3.25.10 @ 8:56pm

ERG4.01.10 @ 1:19pm

i think thats jon worley with long hair

The Sentient Houseplant5.28.10 @ 12:42pm

Is it wrong that I saw the title and said to myself: Alright.

Arnster6.09.10 @ 10:19am

ROFL @ luke

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