Power Lunch
Side effects to being this mega-shredded are as follows: Increased chance of heart failure, rage-cagin' city-wide rampages, and an inability to hold down any job other than lecturing high school assemblies on fitness by blowing up hot water bottles with just your lungpower.
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Gud
Ironically, this is how the Captchas made me feel—no steroids necessary.
/I give this video JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING STEROIDS
This is exactly what working at an Italian restaurant on Staten Island is like.
Dude, don’t get all Benoit out of shape.
Olivia as a waitress? This is when I love being a chef. Hey Olivia, whatever they are paying you, I’ll double it. I’ll even let you keep… uh… half your tips! Oh wait, no! A QUARTER! I’ll let you keep a quarter of your tips! Not a quarter of ALL your tips. Just a quarter. What do you say?
Oh, fuck. I can not breathe.
Well no wonder he’s so pissed off. He asked first and yet the waitress gave the other guy more steroids before him. That’s just rude.
@Mystique I was also surprised he had the ball to do that!
10 lb curls. get at it, bro!
Gee,I didn’t know Lance Armstrong had his own chain of restaurants. Then again, they might be dining at the Bond Club at the baseball Hall of Fame. If that’s the case, I recommend the laced lobster bisque with a side of the “roid rage” Special.
Would someone give him a Happy Meal?!?!?!?!