Prank Call
Scouts would always come calling, in the rare, impossible off-chance that he'd lace up once more. They knew, even if he came back, that nothing would ever be the same again after the leftover curry incident in the '84 games. Like the refrigerator himself, they just wanted another chance to believe.
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My fridge always starts humming when I play this video. It is a tiny bit scary.
@Captain_DaFUQ: that’s what I came back to say!
I can’t help but wonder…is that guy with the magnified glasses Martin Short? Looks like him a bit.
@Cherub Cow
hohohohohohoho ohh… you made me sad…
Those pranksters had no idea what terrible memories they awakened in the heart of a former champion… that night, in the back of a taxi, the refrigerator reflected to its manager, “‘We’re going for the price on Wilson’... You remember that? ‘This ain’t your night’—My *night*? I could have taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot, freezing burritos for a grad student, and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palookaville. You was my brother Charlie, you should’a looked after me a little bit. You should’a taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn’a had to take them dives for the short-end money…
You don’t understand! I could’a had class! I could’a been a contender! I could’a been *SOMEBODY*! Instead of a *bum*... which is what I am, let’s face it. It was you, Charlie.”
This one should have gone during bummer week… /cry
He didn’t learn his lesson from asking Captain America?
Damn, that’s cold.
They’re wearing disguises so that he can’t tell who they are over the phone.
After hearing Kelsey say she slept with Worley’s dad, he just was never the same.
I need to get me some of those bitchin’ round glasses.
No, he does not. Poor lad.