Pubert, the Orphan Boy with the Tiny Locker

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Things got hard for Pubert ever since his parents met their fiery fate in a snake petting zoo. Girls wouldn't talk to him, for example. The administration actively pranked him by giving him miniature or otherwise inferior school equipment. Even President Obama called up the superintendent just to make it known how much he hated Pubert.

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  • Baykun 07.04.12 @ 4:51pm

    No, Evan, he doesn’t look like The Law *AT ALL*. In fact, I can’t even see the resemblance. How absurd of you to actually assume that The Law looks like him. It’s not as if he IS The Law or anything. I don’t see any similarities whatsoever.

  • Evan 07.03.12 @ 6:17pm

    Is it me, or does Pubert look like “The Law” from VGHS?

  • Ian 07.03.12 @ 11:56am

    I haven’t seen that guy in a long time.

  • TakeHeartPubert 07.02.12 @ 11:24pm

    Your locker is out there. It’s just not at your high school. So you’re going to have to wait. Get a bigger backpack to carry your books until then.

  • Nicole 07.02.12 @ 8:53pm

    Wow. Way to lay it on the line, glasses dude.

  • Justin Case 07.02.12 @ 2:46pm

    The way he says “no” is like he’s about to get shoved into his tiny locker again.

  • Here's the thing,... 07.02.12 @ 9:14am

    OK, dammit, I feel sorry for Pubert. There, I said it! DAMN you and your ability to instil pathos, Firenzi!

  • Pastor_of_Muppets 07.02.12 @ 8:32am

    Someone’s parents are Addams Family fans…

    /I give this video 5 Wedgies and a Rear Admiral

  • Dick Steel 07.02.12 @ 5:51am

    Is that where my favorite martian gets his orphan tears?

  • Thw::mp 07.02.12 @ 4:29am

    Everyone hates you, Alliterator.

  • harshmellowz 07.02.12 @ 3:39am

    Stoopid Pubert I am going to wreck that c**t

  • Here's the thing,... 07.02.12 @ 3:16am

    The day after, Pubert discovered he was the Fated One, a wizard destined to save the world from an eternity of darkness and demon-rape at the hands of Baron Valdemar…

    ...Unfortunately, ‘Pubes’ used his powers to tell the entire world’s population at once to go fuck themselves then went to a parallel Earth where he was loved, leaving a middle-finger shaped portal to Hell behind him. .

  • Eternity Everest 07.02.12 @ 2:25am

    Is anyone else noticing some particularly pronounced canines in Pubert, there? Methinks the teenage years have been unkind to him.
    But he totally deserved it, useless punk that he is.

  • Gunna 07.02.12 @ 1:51am

    Hurra, the glitch has been vanquished!

  • Curious. 07.02.12 @ 1:31am

    Where did you get such a tiny locker?

  • padurn 07.02.12 @ 12:42am

    Orphans kinda piss me off.

  • Srsly tho 07.02.12 @ 12:08am

    Video glitches for me at the end every time :C

  • Mr Monday 07.02.12 @ 12:04am

    I have no idea what I’ve just seen. Probably because I’m not from the US of A.

    Or is this a Spiderman joke?

  • Llamaqueen 07.02.12 @ 12:03am

    Reminds me of my life in school

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