Pyramid Security Systems
You can never be too safe when it comes to protecting your organ vases. Although every client they've ever worked for has reported missing short intestines, and nobody knows the stone combinations except the dealer...wait a second...
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Pyramid Protection with Pauly P!
Paul’s usually hit or miss, but here he’s pure, uncut, Egyptian HIT
sucks dick
Robot Chicken, anyone?
STOLLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN
oh, my god - paul. this is my absolute favourite! thanks for the giggles… :D
Doesn’t count, it wasn’t five seconds.
I guess things just aren’t built74 like they used to be, with cobra snakes and all.
i saw the girl on that new show community…...right on
im interested in some walls with the spikes that squeeze together… and some swirly laser thingies that shoot from statues like in Zelda
Holy shit. Paul you are fucking money here.
@ AmnesiaCane
Ooooh… I’ll bet she wants to have sex with you after that.
Does he say “-unless- you touch the falcon, darts come out of the walls” or.. ..what? Cuz that means having to touch the falcon each time you’re in there, right?
dude looks like leo decaprio…acts kinda like jack black…with an accent
That is one sexy Egyptian queen.
I like how he’s playing with the skull in the last one.
You’d better bet if Jon Worley was selling the security, she’d have bought everything.
Yo, they’re called canopic jars. Show some class36.
(This is my first-ever 5sf comment. Hope I did it right.)
@ Really?
The episode is called “They Took My Thumbs”. From Adult Swim: http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/you-bet-your-ass-thats-a-boulder.html
Moar Paul.
@WaitaSecond. Huh? Link?
Way to steal from Robot Chicken, you guys.
More like Pyramid Scheme Security Systems! His next gig is at the Elephant Graveyard (or Ali-ph-ant Gray-v-yad).
how can i contact him and get a deal on that pyramid?
hey, how’d you get clips of my house?
This guy was absolutely hilarious in The Nutritionist. He should definitely be in more of 5sfs. (Also, great deal12 on pyramids lolgoddamnit)
This guy is fantastic, if he’s not playing himself. He sells the skit better than the pyramid.
I absolutely love this guy! The perfect voice for this skit. Please have him act in more films!
Also, this pyramid has blood21 shooting from the walls!
I <3 Paul 4evr
So Barry Ouelette’s career goes back even further… fascinating.
Funny - I thought Chris Angel when I saw him…you know, a shorter, chunkier Mindfreak.
@Josh, I was thinking more Emile Hirsch. Anyway, whoever that guy looks like, it sure isn’t himself.
What’s the range89 on pyramid arrows?
i didnt know decaprio delt pyramids
I loved this one. Awesome ideas55.
Must be a horrible salesmen, as I saw none of these go off in the Mummy movies. However, he must have been a hit in Peru and India as Indiana Jones had to deal with that shit.
Barry Ouelette’s early career. Kind72 of the same as his late career.
last one was the best
Greasy Salesmen. Since 3000B.C.
It was a deal at the squirting blood.
Yo whats the matter, you freaking stupid? Get those snakes!
Heyo, I love a good deal!
Oh, darts? Cobra snakes? At least I’m getting it at a deal.
ceilings, the walls of tomorrow