Questions Of An Equine Nature
Clem did go on to have that horse ride him. They placed first at the Paralympics, for their flawless display of dressage, and their fearsome skill at horseball and tent pegging. Then, basking in the champagne-soaked glory of their win, Clem got undressaged and pegged his own tent by gnarbling horse balls. It was the greatest sexual awakening either he or his rider/owner, Three Dollar Bill Y'all, would ever experience.