Santa Snacks
In a fit of marijuana-induced mania, Santa also mocked up the newspapers announcing his spectacular failure at distributing presents, and instead put the papers in every coffee shop and on every doorstep the same morning. It was his way of saying sorry, but people just wondered why it was called "News Times."
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Glad to see that Dimo Higgins is on the case.
Just tell him you’re from Chico. He’ll understand.
All I care about is the sweater. I would kill for the doughnut sweater.
What even is this website all about
Where am I?
That’s the number for Dimo Higgins, attorney at law. Santa must have been kidnapped by goblins.
“News News news News Story Story Blah Blah blah Crap Crap Crap Crap writting writting.”
Someone should give that journalist an award or five.
* * * * maybe santa turned into the tree… * * * * *
I just called 626-38-juicy, and my dad picked up : /
I think this video would have been better if the newspaper was removed, and the scenes were reversed:
“Whoa!”
“Where are the presents?!”
“Where are our weed cookies?”
I mean, not that it matters at this point. Sorry.
I just left a voicemail for that suspicious charactah. We will be briefin our shift commandahs, and we will be in contact with ya via the twittah machine or the american internet.
Space doughnuts.
I blame the couple who thought it was a good idea to bake weed inside the cookies .... while they were on weed.
Chili on a frosted donut? Genius!
Your local paper needs to check their spelling.
Alright, so who’s going to call 626-38-JUICY?
Fucking Cincy.
Good thing by the time Santa gets here, the effects will have worn off. Yay for presents!
Also, where can I order News Times?