Settlers of Catan
Doug's really touchy whenever you bring up his homeland, in any form in any sentence. Don't mention the totally unrelated Yucatan Peninsula, don't say you're going to the "Cat and Fiddle Pub" down the street, don't say you met Marc at an auto shop, don't inform him of the storied jazz career of Scat Anderson, don't name your cat Annie...well, you can name your cat Annie, but never ever introduce it as "my cat, Annie." But it's best to avoid naming it Annie anyway. Annie is a shitty name for a cat.
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