Seventh Inning Stretch
Calling this one "Color Cummentary" would have been a bit too inside-baseball, we decided. Then we pondered what kind of dirty puns we could generate with a term like "inside-baseball" for four hours. Then we went home sad.
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@Ian, it’s the jerkoff-guy. Kinda like the coffee guy, he’s around to relieve stress and keep everyone going during shoots, etc.
Possible masturbation euphemisms from baseball:
Catch one in the mitt
Popped off a foul ball
The pitcher is signalling
Bunting to the infield
Grand slam!
Walk the batter
Who’s the guy on the right?
This is actually what Abner Doubleday had in mind for the sport. Now, they just hit balls with sticks and run around pillows.
Just think about baseball…
Just think about baseball…
Just think about…
OY!!
Took me 3 plays to to understand what was happening. Got it!
Wonder what he’d be like if he did commentary on soccer….
I give this one 5 shots of whiskey and a box of kleenex….
He always points to left field before he blasts it out of the ballpark.
Ohhhh! Sooo that’s how Baseball got the term for “Right Handed Reliever”.
I wish I could make any baseball pun, but I’m Spanish :(
aww nelly! Im going to have to use that phrase more.
watch out
flyballs hurt
This was a foul play.
/I give this video three bases loaded
How ‘bout dem Oooooohs
Hmm.
Eh, that joke Sox.
Does he use a White Sock?
A real buncha Yanks.
What a jack off.